Ah fuck!! Jeez, you really should clear your window if you plan on making this a thing we do from now on princess.
Speaking of which.... How do you want to start our night of fun huh? Haha, so long as you can keep your voice down I can keep going till the sun rises.
Boopyloop Erotic Audio Sex Stories 43
This is it, my last chance at getting him back.
Please...please work, it has to! I don't know what else I'd do without you in my life! I'll never be able to move on from you, from us! What we had was special, one of a kind! I could never find that with anyone else. Even if I could I'd only want that with you my love!
He's alive....he's alive! He's alive!!!
Hey! What do you think you're doing in my room! I-Is that...w-what the hell do you think you're looking at! That's my porn-- err I mean, why are you looking up weird shit on my computer anyways! What!? No it's not m-mine. Look I don't know what you think you saw but it's not what you think it is okay?
No I'm not into men! With their big cocks and-- h-hey why are you getting s-so close to me. Why do you have that look in your eyes?
Uhhhh it's soooo hot!! It's not fair for it to be this hot!! Anyways, you got any plans for today? W-What!? Him!? I can't believe you're still going out with that generic guy. Ugh I don't understand what you even see in him.
...but surely I can do something for you that even he can't?
Come one, come all and try out the Femboy Hooters experience! We provide excellent food and service while also providing another kind of service ehehe.
Hey sir would you like to-- hmm I guess not. Oh hey miss do you have a moment to talk abo-- h-hey! You can't just throw things at me like that! Ugh this isn't going so well.
Oh hello there ma'am, you're....interested in hearing more!? Oh please then let me tell you all about how I can "serve" you then ;)
Huh!? What do you mean you're not coming to pick me up!? It's like midnight right now I have no other way of getting back home! W-Wait a minute...what was that? Do you have another girl over!? You know what never mind forget it. I don't need you anyways. I can't believe him, not picking me up because he's cheating on me!? Why did I even date that guy in the first place.
W-Woah! Hey uhh....good evening? May I help you? You want to take me back home? Umm....well I guess why not....
Why hello there little one. What are you doing all alone in my garden? I'd think anyone would much rather join us all making merry in my banquet hall?
Hmm, so you would have the chance to confront me you say? Oh I know that you are aware of what I am sweetheart, and quite frankly I don't care.
Now then if you would be so kind as to present me with your neck darling that would be wonderful~
So you wanna tell me who you were just talking to? What? You think I wouldn't have noticed?
As your boyfriend I need know who it is you talk to baby. Fine you know what? That's it, I need to remind you exactly who it is that you belong to.
Come here sweetie....
Huh? I don't remember ordering anything, then why's my mailbox full? A video tape? Alright let's watch this thing I guess. I-Is that where I work? My house!? Who the hell is this guy!?
Huh? Who the hell is outside?
Oh no....
I'm so tired of peeing, I drink the water (which i apparently need to live or something) and then I have to put the water somewhere else 5 minutes later. I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, and then i have to drink more water!!
Guess where all that water ends up?
NOT IN ME!
I give water to my body, and like a child it tosses it out and demands more!
All hours of the day, all hours of the night, no matter what I'm doing, my life is interrupted by PISS
Fucking bullshit
Hey there sexy. O-Oh come on, at least try not to look disappointed.
Yes, I am an incubus. All the succubi are out on strike and guys like me are left to do their work for them.
So? What do you wanna do now?
Hey sis you in there? Mom told me to say hi to you now that you're back or whatever so let's just get this over with.
H-Huh? W-Why are you dressed like that? Take my pants off? What the hell are you talking about?
Goddamn it chat, I am not a little femboy slut! That's it, you're all banne--
Huh? Oh hi James! Everyone it's mailman James! And here he is with all your packages. Umm J-James, w-why are you unzipping your pants?
Hey you lost princess? Last I checked, this isn't a costume party. And even if it was I don't think anyone wearing a dress like that would be moping all alone in a corner.
Wait a minute let me guess, your boyfriend ditched you again huh? Man you must really hate yourself right now.
H-Hey wait a minute, you're leaving? You don't even have a ride home! Look I'm sorry alright? At least let me drive you home.
O-Oh hey! Umm why am I not down there at the party? Well you know just uhh...looking for something! Yeah, yeah that's it.
H-Hey you're uh getting really close there haha. W-What's with that look in your eyes?
H-Hello good evening, may I come in? Thank you. Why did I come here for? Well it's because of this...this need...of mine. I was hoping that I could convince you to do something for me...something naughty.
I need to know my place and I need you to show it to me, where I belong.
