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Femboy Hooters' New Marketing Strategy

11:11
Come one, come all and try out the Femboy Hooters experience! We provide excellent food and service while also providing another kind of service ehehe. Hey sir would you like to-- hmm I guess not. Oh hey miss do you have a moment to talk abo-- h-hey! You can't just throw things at me like that! Ugh this isn't going so well. Oh hello there ma'am, you're....interested in hearing more!? Oh please then let me tell you all about how I can "serve" you then ;)
11:11
Huh!? What do you mean you're not coming to pick me up!? It's like midnight right now I have no other way of getting back home! W-Wait a minute...what was that? Do you have another girl over!? You know what never mind forget it. I don't need you anyways. I can't believe him, not picking me up because he's cheating on me!? Why did I even date that guy in the first place. W-Woah! Hey uhh....good evening? May I help you? You want to take me back home? Umm....well I guess why not....
12:47
Oh really? That's so cool! Hey could you get me another coke? I need to go powder my nose for a little bit. Really? Thanks! Wow he really couldn't tell that I was a guy. All that training is paying off. Well I've had my fun and had him pay for it too I think it's time to leav-- huh? What do you think you're doing!? N-no! Let go of me! Let go!
11:28
Hey! What do you think you're doing in my room! I-Is that...w-what the hell do you think you're looking at! That's my porn-- err I mean, why are you looking up weird shit on my computer anyways! What!? No it's not m-mine. Look I don't know what you think you saw but it's not what you think it is okay? No I'm not into men! With their big cocks and-- h-hey why are you getting s-so close to me. Why do you have that look in your eyes?
21:55
Hey lil sis whatcha doin? Just playing animal crossing huh. You mind if I watch you? W-what? I'm not doing anything, can't your brother show you some affection by hugging you every now and then? What's that hard thing poking you? It's fine honey just f-focus on uh playing your game. I'll just c-cheer you on, don't mind me.
19:55
O-Oh hey! Umm why am I not down there at the party? Well you know just uhh...looking for something! Yeah, yeah that's it. H-Hey you're uh getting really close there haha. W-What's with that look in your eyes?
10:31
Oh come on! You can take a few more shots you lightweight! Yeah there we go three more man! It's okay sweetie I'll take you home. Here, lean on me. I can get you back home safely. Umph fuck, I want him so bad right now! Just a little longer, and I'll have him on his bed. All mine~!
14:46