Your Therapist is the Vampire You’ve been Hunting so
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You, dear listener, are an adorable puppygirl who's currently being housed by a nice woman. However, when you enter her home, you come across an awfully selfish and mean catgirl--her pet who hates the thought of sharing! She huffs and puffs and lets you know what’s what around the house, but you spy something nice under the bitchy demeanour... along with something else.
Each night you wave your sword at me, vowing I'll not get away with my wrongdoings any longer. You swear you'll end my reign of terror and restore peace to the land.
And yet every night ends the same exact way. With you deep inside me, begging and whimpering for more.
However, you’ve found yourself unable to contain your lust for her. Seeing her curves, feeling her touch, listening to her teases…it’s become too much. So when she went into a meditational trance, you can’t help but use the opportunity to masturbate to what you thought was her unaware body.
You're a young, underpaid clerk working a small, ordinary job at a museum. Something during your categorising work caught your eye.
A small, old flyer, advertising a brothel called the 'House of Velvet Red'.
They're saying, to your surprise, that the girls who work there are vampires, who are paid in blood. It's obviously just some old fetish place, but you are curious to see if it's still there. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? It's not like vampires are real.
Script by u/O-God-whY (with edits by moi).
You left home a week ago to begin a life of adventure. To save villages, kill dragons, and save fair maidens. And if the fair maidens happen to show their gratitude, well, that's a nice bonus.
Instead, you’ve been walking through this damn forest for 3 days now with nothing but insects and the occasional bird or squirrel for company.
Until you stumble upon the cave. You almost pass it by, but you stop. You think you hear something. A woman’s voice? You strain your ears and hear a cry:
“Hello? Helloooo?”
Delicious script by u/SmuttleyGWA with edits by me
Endearments used: Hero, human, pet, saviour, adventurer
Inclusivity notes: Listener has a penis, which is referred to as a cock. Shaft and balls are also mentioned. No gender references.
Since the last hero disappeared a year ago, you have taken up your sword against the Demon Queen as the next hero. And yet you failed. The once legendary hero, broken down and turned into her sex slave. Each load she extracts drains your strength further and further and soon she will extend her dark reign over the land forever…
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CW/Disclaimer: This script involves themes of rape, kidnapping, and physical assault.
However, you’ve found yourself unable to contain your lust for her. Seeing her curves, feeling her touch, listening to her teases…it’s become too much. So when she went into a meditational trance, you can’t help but use the opportunity to masturbate to what you thought was her unaware body.
Since the last hero disappeared a year ago, you have taken up your sword against the Demon Queen as the next hero. And yet you failed. The once legendary hero, broken down and turned into her sex slave. Each load she extracts drains your strength further and further and soon she will extend her dark reign over the land forever…
You're a servant at Lord Hasting's Ball, the home you currently work in. After an hour or so of the usual events, you're suddenly approached by a woman you've previously only met in a special club in town, and she has a tempting offer for you...
Content warning: This script features a third party having their soul eaten. This is explicitly non-fatal.
You're a servant at Lord Hasting's Ball, the home you currently work in. After an hour or so of the usual events, you're suddenly approached by a woman you've previously only met in a special club in town, and she has a tempting offer for you...
Always trying to one-up each other with some obscure new skill.
Your breath fogs in the chilly autumn air as you set off into the woods to chop firewood for the coming winter. Little did you know, the tree you chose is a dryad, and she will do anything to distract you from chopping her down…
You are leaving an exclusive night club. It’s a nice evening, and you don’t live far, so you decide to walk home. Or, stagger, more accurately. Unbeknownst to you, a hunter is on the prowl and she’s craving a stiff drink…
I just love this romantic script by u/Voracious_Bard. I went all in and channelled my best "It's Leviosa, not Leviosaaaa" bossy nerd energy for it, in a trans-inclusive way.
Endearments: Good girl, pretty girl, darling
You are leaving an exclusive night club. It’s a nice evening, and you don’t live far, so you decide to walk home. Or, stagger, more accurately. Unbeknownst to you, a hunter is on the prowl and she’s craving a stiff drink…
