My chieftain! You came for me! Hundreds of miles across the Martian night, you came for me! Oh, but it’s too late! These bars are locked, and the man who holds the key is likely lost in the battle above us. This room of stone and cold torture is rotating, so slowly, and soon the entrance will slide behind a wall of rock, locking me in the dark for a long, lonely Martian year.
Oh, my husband, my brave warrior from Earth... We have only moments. Please. Give me your hand, let me weave my fingers into yours. Oh, my love.
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I heard the battle above us, the flames you lit in this city, the screams of descending airships.
You brought all the armies of Mars to save your princess. I adore you.
PART 1 here --->
written by u/ravishagirl
edited by u/Kilbeggan32
both of Reddit <3
You left home a week ago to begin a life of adventure. To save villages, kill dragons, and save fair maidens. And if the fair maidens happen to show their gratitude, well, that's a nice bonus.
Instead, you’ve been walking through this damn forest for 3 days now with nothing but insects and the occasional bird or squirrel for company.
Until you stumble upon the cave. You almost pass it by, but you stop. You think you hear something. A woman’s voice? You strain your ears and hear a cry:
“Hello? Helloooo?”
Delicious script by u/SmuttleyGWA with edits by me
Endearments used: Hero, human, pet, saviour, adventurer
Inclusivity notes: Listener has a penis, which is referred to as a cock. Shaft and balls are also mentioned. No gender references.
Tags: “saves” the Oh yeah! is the word! So to be safe.
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i present to you guys with my first Bimbo Improv (I KNOW, it took me THIS long, go ahead and laugh. it's okay) („ಡωಡ„)
i had so much fun performing this silly little improv.. it's almost like it came to me naturally... hmm (★≧▽^))★☆
After getting locked out I come and ask you for a favor. Thankful, i obviously need to repay you, only to find out you`ve had your eye on me. So, lets fuck.
