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“What, you’re gonna make things harder for me? Please, you’ve been making things hard for me since my orientation. Pro bono, I might add.”
“Remember how you were saying I was acting crazy? Well, just for that, you can go back to your side of the bed while your girlfriend lies naked between the sheets… only a few feet from you.”
“This… is gonna sound crazy but… could you teach me? You can say no if you want…”
“Why don’t we make a game of it? Let’s call it ‘5 Minutes in Heaven.’ Essentially what that means is that for five whole minutes, I’m gonna give you the best head of your life.”
“I promise you, they won’t hear a thing unless you get really loud… do you want me to make you really loud?”
“Funny… you could get found out at any second… and yet… you’re so turned on, aren’t you?”
“Forget your boss… he’s not gonna notice if you’re a little bit late.”
"I'm sorry! I promise I'll stop acting like a brat. I'll be good...just please-!"
“You always liked being the big spoon, right?”
“I’m still looking for my scrunchie but I can look and lick at the same time. Go on, keep playing your game.”
