SCENE 1 - BAKERY: Listener pacing around the kitchen. Sounds of exhaust fans are heard, ambience/mellow/soft music playing in the background. Doors open as the Speaker enters the scene, light footsteps from the Speaker.
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(Surprised) You’re still here… I thought you were just finishing packing up for the day?
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(Curious) What are you working on?
Oh, the cupcakes? I see…
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(Spoken softly) Don't worry, I'll make sure to finish frosting them first thing in the morning…
All of the bread is in their respective containers… sealed well to preserve freshness… (Playful) or whatever it is that you say.
(Concerned) You seem so tense… everything alright, sweetheart?
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(Softly spoken) Look… I know it’s our first bakery fair tomorrow but…
It’ll be okay…
We've made sure our supplies will be enough… and we got the stand ready… everything we need is all in one box… we've planned it all out…
*Everything will be fine.. got it?*
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Hey... look at me…
(Chuckle) There's that beautiful smile I love seeing.
Like I said… I know it's our first time there but there's nothing to worry about…
I'm proud of us, *of you*… of this silly little bakery that we only dreamed of when we were younger…
Okay, it's not silly… *hey,* I was just messing with you. (Chuckle)
And we'll do great… like we always do… every day…
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(Softly spoken) You got it, cupcake… you always do…
You've always made me proud… and tomorrow, I'll be right there beside you… cheering you on…
Hell, I'll even wear a cheerleader outfit for you…
(Chuckle) But that's for another time…
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I promise you I'll be cheering you on…
Of course… I'll help you *and then* cheer you on.
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Now… you better be heading home and get some rest… we need to be up early tomorrow…
(Teasing) And I don't want to drag your ass out of bed.
SCENE 2: BAKERY - Speaker is finished washing his hands. He turns off the faucet and reaches for a towel to wipe his hands. The door opens to reveal the Listener, seemingly looking for something.
(Softly spoken) Yes, cupcake?
You forgot something?
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What's it?
Is it your apron? I know you don't want to see it out of your sight…
Look, it's right there… and even if you forgot it… I would have brought it to you.
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No? *Something else?*
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Your cookie cutters? Cupcake liners? Your recipe book?
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I told you… I have them all ready in a big container box… don't worry about bringing it there tomorrow… it's heavy, I'll bring it to-
(Stuttering; Speaker is overwhelmed, surprised even)
Did you… did you just… *kiss me?*
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No, no… I… I just…
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(Playful) Goddammit… *come here, you!*
(In awe) Wow… *thirteen year old me would be ecstatic.*
Why?
(Softly spoken) Well… I just kissed the girl I had the biggest crush on, come now…
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I… I liked you too, so (Kiss) so (Kiss) much (Kiss).
And I can’t hide the fact that I still like you now…
Kiss me more… please, baby… I just *need* your lips on mine.
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Is this okay, baby?
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Hm? You want this?
Say it… let me hear you say it…
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That's *my* girl.
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*You're so fucking beautiful*… have I ever told you that?
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Everytime you're so focused on making sure your cupcakes are frosted to perfection…
Whenever you bring out a batch of cookies out of the oven and they come out looking perfect…
And when people tell you how much they love what you've baked…
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You smile in a specific kind way that tugs on my heartstrings… and it's the most beautiful smile I have ever seen…
It's also the same exact smile from when we were younger… *that's why it feels so special to me.*
(Kiss) And I bet you'd look even more beautiful when I make you mine.
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Oh, baby girl… you don't have to say please…
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I need to have you… *right now.*
(Whiny) I need you so bad…
You need me, too?
How much do you need me, baby? Yeah?
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Bend over the counter, baby… but before that, let’s… *oh…* you’re wearing a skirt?
Easy access, huh?
Fuck me… what an eager girl I got here with me…
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I like it… I can just lift it up, push these panties to the side and get a feel of this pussy…
You’re so wet, baby girl…
Who’s gotten you this wet?
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Me? Just me, right?
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From now on… it’ll just be me and only me…
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Hmm…
I should also probably do something to take your mind off the nervousness, huh?
Will you let me do it, baby girl?
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(Whispering) Will you let me make you feel good?
Will you let me slide my fingers into this wet cunt of yours, huh?
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Yeah?
That’s my good girl.
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Don’t worry about anything else, baby… just focus on my voice… and my hand grazing over this beautiful ass of yours…
I’m sure you don’t mind if I give it a…
Mhm… that feels so nice, doesn’t it?
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Ah-ah… bend over, baby girl…
There we go… good God… did you ever expect being fingered right here? Against the counter of *our* little bakery, baby?
Did you ever expect you’d get fingered by me? Right here? Like this?
Stay still, beautiful… let me take care of you, okay?
(Softly spoken) Let me take care of you just the way you deserve…
There we go… how does it feel, huh?
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It’s okay… rock your hips against my hand… let me see how good I make you feel…
Look at you… you’re a dripping wet mess already…
I fucking love how you taste, baby…
Go on, baby girl… feel good on it…
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Maybe we can fit another finger in here now, huh?
Like that… you feel so wet and warm, baby… and who’s made you this wet?
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Me?
That’s right.
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Like I said earlier, it’s all me who’s going to do you like this… who’s going to make you feel good this way…
*And my name you’re going to be moaning out like a damn prayer off those lips.*
You hear me?
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Suck on it and taste yourself…
Lean your head up a bit…
Like that… you’re a good girl, aren’t you
My good girl…
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I’m so fucking hard for you, baby girl… can you feel me against your ass?
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You know I only dreamt about fucking you against this very counter… whenever you’re leaning down against it… I just wanna press myself against you…
Glad to see it’s about to fucking happen…
Hm? You thought about the same thing?
Naughty, *naughty* girl.
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Eh, I guess we’re both naughty then.
I… I…
Jeez… someone’s fuckin eager, huh?
Wait… wait for me… you’re gonna get what you want… right here, right now…
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Feel that? My cock slapping against your ass?
Maybe I should just rub my tip against your pussy lips… to get it wet…
I’m so hard fucking hard… and it’s all you… all because of you…
And once I slide inside this pussy… it’s all mine… *you’re all fucking mine.*
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Put your hands over your head, baby…
Mhm, good… I’ll put my hand over it and the other…
Around my cock as I push it inside of you… *fuck, baby.*
You’re so wet… I knew I was going to slide right in… you are so fucking wet…
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You feeling okay, baby girl?
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Yeah? You sure?
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(Scoff) Alright, alright… let me just…
Oh, you are so fucking wet… I’m not even fucking kidding…
You feel my dick just sliding in and out of you?
Stay still, baby… let me do all the work and make you feel good…
You hear that?
Yeah?
You want it rough?
Then I’ll give you what you fucking want…
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I love how warm your pussy feels around me…
I’m never gonna get enough of this…
I’m gonna fuck you so hard that when you go to bed tonight… all you can think of is my cock and how I’m thrusting into you…
How I’m slamming my hips against you.
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What? You want me to fuck you harder?
The more you beg, the more I'll be fucking the slut out of you.
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Oh, you're not making it easy for me, baby...
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Don't you close your mouth, let me hear you moan.
No one’s outside… they all left…
Which is good because I can fuck my sexy little baker hard… just the way she deserves…
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Lean your back against my chest… I wanna hold you while I fuck you…
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(Moan) Fucking hell… it feels too good thrusting up into your hips like this…
The best… fucking feeling ever…
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Lift your shirt and bra up a bit… I wanna hold onto those tits…
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Oh, fuck me…
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Look at how my hands fit under these beautiful tits…
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Hold on tight, baby…
I just want to hold you like this… and never let go… and fuck you until you can’t walk…
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I can almost feel myself cumming…
Yeah? You feel it?
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I… I need you to ride me this time… I wanna see your face while you ride me… I wanna see your beautiful face when I cum inside this pussy… okay, baby girl?
No need to take that off, baby… just lift them up… I’ll sit on the floor and you’re gonna slide my cock all the way inside… can you do that for me, baby?
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Good girl…
Get on top of me, baby.
Come on… yeah, like… like that…
Look here, angel… look into my eyes while my cock sinks inside you…
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That’s *my* pretty girl…
Oh, my fucking god… that’s even better, huh?
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Bounce yourself on that dick, baby… ride it like you fucking own it…
I’m all yours… use me to feel good…
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Are you loving this, baby?
Hmm… I can tell that you're loving it, your legs are shaking…
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That’s alright… hold onto me…
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Scratch that… come here and kiss me, sweetheart.
Right there? Fuck you right there?
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Am I hitting the right spot, huh?
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Hold your tits for me, baby... play with your nipples and look into my eyes...
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Such an obedient little whore I got here.
I feel you clenching around my dick and I'm gonna make you feel so good you'll forget about being nervous for the bake fair…
All you'll think about is nothing but me... my dick fucking your warm and wet pussy... how I kiss your lips, your body... how you and your body react to the way I fuck you.
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How your sweet lips utter my name in every rough thrust I do… like a prayer rolling off your tongue…
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You… are gonna be the death of me…
But what a way to go, huh?
Rub your clit while you ride me… lift your shirt up… I wanna see those tits bouncing up and down…
Mhm…. just… just like that…
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(Kiss) That’s a pretty little slut riding my cock like that…
Yeah?
That’s you… you’re the pretty little slut…
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Your pussy was *made* for my cock, baby… I fit so perfectly inside you…
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You feel so good, baby… your pussy feels so good around my dick…
Hm? I know, baby, I know…
It feels so good, doesn’t it?
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Feel good on that dick, baby girl… feel good on it…
As much as I *love* fucking your wet pussy, baby… I wanna feel you cum on my cock…
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Then I’m gonna fill you up just the way you fucking deserve…
You’re gonna feel so full of my cum…
And it’ll stay in there… it’ll drip down your thighs…
That’s my girl… ride me, baby…
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Fuck, yeah… bounce on *that* dick.
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You’re taking me so, so good…
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Look at me… look into my eyes… let me see those beautiful eyes…
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Fuck, baby… I’m about to cum… stay right fucking there and I’ll do all the… all the work…
Feel that, baby?
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I’m about to cum for you… and it’s all for you… but I need you to cum with me…
Please, baby?
It’s all I need… all I need to feel…
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Got it, sweetheart?
You’re gonna cum with me…
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Come on, baby girl… cum with me… cum with me…
Please… please, baby girl?
Stay still… I want you to feel my cum shooting inside of you..
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There we go…
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Take all of it in…
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It's all yours, baby girl... I'm not letting you waste a single drop of my cum...
(Kiss) Come here, baby… rest your head on my shoulder…
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Fuck, it’s so sensitive… but I now love being this close to you…
And... who knew it would be this good being this close to you, huh?
You okay, baby girl?
Yeah? (Kiss)
I’m glad you did, baby… you’re the best.
(Teasing) Still nervous for tomorrow?
Not so much?
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(Teasing) Well, you know who to go to when you’re nervous… I can show you more ways to get through it…
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(Sigh) Let's stay like this for a bit… I’ll drive you home and maybe we can cuddle to sleep, yeah?
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Anything for you, *cupcake.*
BEGIN SCENE
Hey sweetie. Merry Christmas!
Ooh, it’s so cozy and warm in here. You’ve made the place look so nice. The tree looks amazing. And the lights... oh, and you’ve even got a fire going? Oh it’s perfect sweetie.
And of course... *you* are looking just perfect too, baby. Hmm... don't you look all cute in your little Christmas outfit.
Mmm... oh yeah, this cute little sweater... it's so soft... mmm... ooh, and so tight... hmmm... and this little red skirt with a white fluffy hem...?
Very Christmassy and *very* sexy... mmm...
Hmm, our first Christmas together. It's gonna be great sweetie.
Yeah of course. I'm excited to see what's on the menu. Oh, almost forgot...
I brought the wine like you asked. I went with red, is that okay?
Oh great. See, I even put a little festive ribbon on it .
So how's it going? Do you need any help?
Oh okay, yeah show me what we have for dessert first. Seems like a good plan. You know I have a sweet tooth. Is it in the kitchen?
Let’s have a look.
Oh... right. Oh... okay.
No, no, I mean, it looks great. Really great, sweetie. It's just, um... did I mention about my allergy? I feel like I did mention it but...
Right. Yeah. I thought I did. So... yeah…
Uh, it looks absolutely delicious and I would love to have some but... spending Christmas day at the hospital is not really what I had in mind .
Oh, no, no sweetie, it's fine. Anyway, I can watch you eat it.
Hey, don't worry, it's okay. There's plenty more food to go around, right? What do we have for the main event?
Yeah? In the oven? Can I take a peek?
Ooh, okay let's have a little preview...
Oh. Well that's odd. Wait a second...
Hm. Uh, has it been cooking long, sweetie?
Oh. Well... uh, I don't know how to tell you this sweetie but... I... I think your oven is broken.
Yeah. Have a look. It's on and everything but, see, there's barely any heat. Everything's still raw.
I mean, you said yourself it was kind of an old oven. Seems to have finally given up on you... at the worst time of course.
Hey, hey, wait, don't get upset.
No the day is *not* ruined.
Well, yeah I'm disappointed but not with you, sweetie. How could you have known that was gonna happen, hmm?
Oh come here.
Look... we have... well, *you* have the cake. There’s still the wine. We got that going for us at least .
Hey, come on, I'm just trying to cheer you up. Seriously sweetie, it's really not that bad.
I know, I know. You wanted everything to be perfect but sometimes things just don't work out the way you planned.
No it is *not* your fault. It's just one of those things, that's all.
*You* need to stop apologising, okay. It doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is that we're here together, right?
We'll be fine. Hey, I could even rustle us up an omelette or something. How about that?
Well, I'll have you know that omelettes are *very* festive actually .
Come on. Little smile for me, hmm?
There you go. Hmm...
Mmm… mmm… woah, hey . Easy with that tongue there little one. Where did that come from?
No of course I like it, sweetie, but you seem to be rushing things a bit here, hmm? And you're so tense. Are you sure you're okay?
Make it up to me? Listen, I already said, didn't I – you don't have to make anything up to me. I'm fine. I don't care about the food. I just want to spend the day with you.
Woah, hey, what's this now? What are you doing, sweetie?
Uuh, baby... . Wh— what's got into you?
Oh... oh wow... uhhh...
Oof, uuh... you're getting a little bit too... enthusiastic there...
Ow, careful sweetie. It's... it's not a race, okay.
Wait. Sweetie. Just—
Wait, wait, stop just a second... are you doing this because you want to, or because you think you should... hmm?
Sweetie, come on, please, just get up.
Look at me. Now listen... no, shhh, shhh... listen to me. Let's just relax, okay...
Come here. Now let's try to get some of that tension out of those shoulders...
Mm-hm, now why don't we just sit down by the fire, have some wine, watch some TV, and we'll just see where the mood takes us, okay?
Sweetie. Still with this? You're really so worried about making amends... about pleasing me?
Oh, now you want *me* to decide how you can make it up to me?
Hm.
Well... okay. Actually maybe I do have a few ideas.
Yes, sweetie, I do.
And since you asked me *so* nicely...
How about you start by... taking off that cute little sweater for me, hmm?
Woah, hey... I know you're eager little one but no, no – I want you to do it slowly for me.
You see... if I'm not mistaken, you're not wearing anything underneath... are you?
Come on sweetie, I can see your nipples getting hard even through the fabric.
See... just... here...?
I can feel everything...
Hmm, you like that?
Mmm, you're looking very sexy right now. But you still seem a little tense.
Shhh, shhh it's okay. Listen, why don't I help you, hmmm?
Why don't I just... slide my hands underneath, hmm?
Mmm, my hands are warm, aren't they sweetie? Oh yes... oh you're so cute when you moan like that.
Hmm, and I was right, wasn't I? Nothing underneath except soft... ... tender ... skin.
Mmm, that's made some of that tension go away, hmm?
Arms up now, sweetie. That's it.
There. Mmm. Oh what a tempting little thing you are.
Now, how about we get you out of this little skirt as well, hmm?
Oh what's this? No panties either...?! Oh what a naughty girl you are... aren't you?
Say it for me...
Yes, you are .
Hmm, and what happens to naughty girls...?
Hmm, exactly – whatever I want to happen. That's right.
Well, first I think this naughty girl... should be blindfolded.
Hmm, yes. Ah, here, we can use this ribbon from the wine bottle – make you look nice and festive for me.
There.
Hmm, yes, such a naughty little tease...
So… tell me again… is my little one really *that* desperate to make it up to me?
Mmm-hmm... okay well...
Maybe I should get you to bend over this table and give you a good spanking? Hmm?
Or maybe I should make you kneel down in front of me... tell me how sorry you are... and open your mouth for me...
Would you want that?
Or maybe...
... I should lay my little one out on this table.
Aww, what a cute little squeal, sweetie. It’s okay, I’ve got you.
Shh, shh, a-ah, no sweetie – *this* is how you're gonna make it up to me.
Of course I'm not going to punish you. No, no. Now I've got you exactly where I want you, there's only one thing I want to do.
I want to eat you all up.
I want to taste and tease every single inch of you.
I want to hear your little whimpers, and see your delicious body rise to my touch.
And then... I want to make you cum.
A-ah. I'm not taking no for an answer sweetie.
*You* are going to be the best Christmas meal I ever had.
Look at you all laid out for me... naked... trembling... just a little mess of anticipation, aren't you?
Now where do I start with my little treat, hmm?
Maybe I'll start with... these delicious, pouting lips of yours.
Mmm... like the sweetest, most ripe cherries I've ever tasted.
Your neck... mmm... like peppermint cream... mmm... sweet... with just a little spice...
Then how about a little further down... mmm… to your shoulder.
Mmm... delicious shortbread... mmm... buttery and rich...
Then further down...
To your gorgeous breasts... mmm... soft... mmm... and silky as whipped cream...
Mmm, and these nipples... mmm... sweet cinnamon... mmm... and ginger.
Delicious.
Oh sweetie, I could listen to those whimpers of yours all day.
Mmm... now how about this cute... mmm... little tummy, hmm?
Mmm... butterscotch... mmm... and toffee...
All... the way... down... to...
Mm-mm, not yet sweetie.
I need to have a little taste of these thighs first.
Mmm... like strawberry shortcake... mmm... just quivering and melting under my tongue
You like this, huh sweetie? Mmm-hmm.
Now spread your legs wider for me... that’s it.
Oh what a good girl.
Let’s feel how much you’re enjoying it, hmm?
Oh yes. Oh you’re so wet for me... mmm...
Oh I love to see that little face you make when I'm doing this.
Hmmm... cheeks flushed... panting... oh my little one is so needy... .
I want to see you touching yourself too. Play with your nipples for me now sweetie... that's it.
Oh those little moans... oh you don't know how beautiful you are right now.
Yes, that's it, don’t hold back... let it all out.
Good girl.
Here, baby, taste yourself on my fingers... mmm... oh yes that's a good girl. Taste how delicious you are.
Oh that's so sexy.
Now I think it's time for the main course, sweetie.
But... I'm not sure if you're ready. Maybe you need some more teasing first, hmm?
No?
Awww, is my little one getting desperate?
Well then ask me, sweetie.
A-ah, don’t stop touching yourself... that’s it, keep circling your nipples for me and tell me...
Tell me exactly what you want.
Mmm... that's it... oh good girl.
Oh what a sight you are... .
Hmm... I guess I'm gonna get my Christmas treat after all, hmm?
Mmm... feel my tongue... mmm... gliding over you... inside you... mmm... devouring you...
Mmm... you're sweeter than a candy cane... mmm...
Sweeter than chocolate... mmm...
Oh what a delicious little dessert you are...
Mmm, let's give that needy little clit some attention... mmm...
Oh yeah...
Mm, keep playing with your nipples too sweetie.
Mmm... oh it's so hot watching you do that...
Mmm... hearing your pleasure... seeing you slowly fall apart...
Mmm... so good...
Oh baby. Are you close? Are you gonna cum for me?
Come on sweetie, that’s it... cum for me...
Oh yes... mmm... let me lick you all up... mmm...
Oh baby. Oh that was so hot.
Here, let me take that blindfold off you now.
There. Oh sweetie...
So, are you feeling more relaxed now?
Mm-hm. And do you see what I was trying to say to you earlier, hmm?
You are more delicious than any meal I could ever want to eat. And you shouldn’t worry so much.
Now, I'm gonna wrap you up in a big ol' blanket and put you in front of the fire with a glass of wine.
And then I'm gonna make you the best Christmas omelette you ever tasted .
Merry Christmas. I love you, sweetie.
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You got stood up for your big date. Again. So now you're bored with nothing to do. But don't worry, your weird goth step sister is having a sleepover, and since you're not too busy you can come entertain her friends! They just want to play a not-so-innocent game called "Sleeping Beauty". Her friends are the beauties, and you get to be their prince charming and try to wake them with a kiss. And if a kiss doesn't work, hey, we can always try dirtier things to wake them, right?
Themes in this audio include: to Forcing to So ? ish
All characters are 18+
Written By Reddit user u/Mental_Trap
Voiced by @BrittanyBabbles
Find my masterlist of over 100 audios on BrittanyBabbles.com
Hey honey. You're back so soon. What's wrong? Wait....what'd he say to you? ...He used what word? Sweetie no. We don't use that word. Real men don't body shame. God! What's it gonna take for these losers to realize that beautiful sexy women like you are literally everywhere? And all it really takes is to be able to love you for who you are. Like you don't need a cheat code to get at your heart. You're just full of love, and all that love needs to be loved you know? *kiss*. Woah....What're you doing with my lips? ..... Are....Are you sure you wanna... *kiss*. Oh fuck! Baby! You have no idea how long I've waited for this. Get that ass over here so I can show you how a real man loves ;)
~ Sleeping Beauty True Love’s kiss is Binding~ & Jeweled
Hey honey. You're back so soon. What's wrong? Wait....what'd he say to you? ...He used what word? Sweetie no. We don't use that word. Real men don't body shame. God! What's it gonna take for these losers to realize that beautiful sexy women like you are literally everywhere? And all it really takes is to be able to love you for who you are. Like you don't need a cheat code to get at your heart. You're just full of love, and all that love needs to be loved you know? *kiss*. Woah....What're you doing with my lips? ..... Are....Are you sure you wanna... *kiss*. Oh fuck! Baby! You have no idea how long I've waited for this. Get that ass over here so I can show you how a real man loves ;)
first audio dont be too mean pls (ó﹏ò｡)
Summary:
I want to learn how to kiss properly, so I call Joe. He sent you to my door. And we lay down on my bed. I am so nervous because I have never been kissed before. You on the other hand keep kissing me and I feel my lips are starting to get numb.
But what if I like kissing you?
Script by u/youronlynora
New Year's Eve Kiss
~SCRIPT START~
Hey there, stranger. I was wondering where you'd run off to.
You having fun?
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Yeah, I am for sure. Lotta cool people here tonight.
But you didn't answer my question, you just threw it back at me.
(Sincere) So I'll ask you again, are you having fun?
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Because you're not a good liar, and you're even less convincing when I can see that you're obviously struggling.
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(Caring) Hey, it's okay... is it the music?... All the people talking?... The... everything?
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(Worried) You poor thing... come on, I'm gonna take you away from all this noise and get you some air.
There we go. Just breathe in that night air for me, nice and deep.
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That's it, breathe with me... in... and out...
Honey... you need to let me know when you're getting overstimulated. I thought I told you that the last time this happened.
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You didn't wanna bother me?
Hey, you're never a bother, okay? Never a burden. You know I don't want you dealing with this stuff on your own.
Is this better, now that you're away from everything?
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Better now that I'm here? Great. I love being that person for you.
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Don't say that, you have nothing to apologize for. I get it, the loud music plus all the new faces... it's a lot. And clearly it was a little too much tonight.
I think you need a break from all this chaos and excitement. Wanna take a walk with me?
It's a beautiful night, and it's so late that we'll have the streets all to ourselves. Could even be a little romantic... what do you think?
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Awesome. Can I take your hand, or is that gonna make you more uncomfortable?
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It's alright?... Okay, here... we can walk as slow as you like, you set the pace.
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Nowhere in particular... we're just gonna walk this off together.
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No, I don't need your jacket... it's a warm night, I'll be fine like this. Thanks for offering, though... I don't know how you can still be such a sweetheart, even in this state...
Besides, it looks much better on you... I love your style, you know... I mean, you do know, because I'm constantly stealing your clothes.
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Oh, you're proud of me for wearing my own clothes tonight?... Don't speak too soon, love...
See, I'm wearing your socks...
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I can't help it, they're so cozy... none of my socks are anywhere near this comfy.
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Well, I'm glad you don't mind me being such a dirty thief, cause I don't plan on stopping any time soon.
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Gosh, it's so quiet... like we're the only two people in the world...
(Excited) Ooh, looks like I spoke too soon... hey, little guy!
(Disappointed) Aww, why do they always run off like that?... I guess they're just easily frightened.
I wish I had like a cat translator so I can be like "it's okay, I just wanna cuddle you!"
It was so cute as well, did you see it?
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No, it wasn't a stray, I saw a collar. That cat probably has a very nice home, and I bet its owners spoil it all the time.
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Yeah, it was a little chubby... maybe a little too spoiled...
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(Concerned) What?... What does that look mean, what's the matter?
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No sweetie, of course you didn't ruin my night. If I found out you were suffering for the whole party, that would have ruined it.
I don't see how hanging out with you could "ruin" anything... it's always a plus in my book.
I love spending time with you, you know that... it gives me the opportunity to do stuff liiiike... kiss your hand...
Do you remember why I always hold your left hand and not your right one?
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Aww, you remembered!... So I can be closer to your heart...
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Oh, shut up... it is not corny, it's cute.
You must be feeling better if you're back to roasting me. Is the walk helping to clear your head a little?
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Good, I'm so glad. I really hate that you have to go through this sometimes.
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Hey, we've all got our own issues we have to deal with. I'm no perfect specimen either, you know...
You're not crazy, or broken, or anything like that. And I certainly don't think any less of you because of it.
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Of course I don't. I think you're amazing, in case you've forgotten. Please don't be so hard on yourself... It's not good for you.
You're always so kind to the people in your life... just don't forget to save a little bit of that kindness for yourself as well.
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Okay. As long as you're trying, that's all I ask.
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Me?... No, I'm not scared. I mean, I guess it is a little spooky when the streets are empty like this, but I'm never scared when I'm with you.
You always make me feel safe, it's one of the many reasons why I love you.
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I know you know that, but I feel like I don't say it enough these days, y'know?
When you've been together for as long as we have, you can start to take stuff for granted. Things become... I don't know, more ordinary. I just don't want you to ever feel like I don't still appreciate everything you do.
I still think you're as incredible as you were when I first met you, and my love for you has only grown since then.
Hey, stop walking for a second...
That's why.
No, I'm not drunk!... What, I have to be drunk to kiss you now?
Seriously, I mean it... I love having you in my life. I honestly don't know what I'd do without you. I don't want you to ever forget how special you are to me.
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(Amused) Wow... all these years later and I can still leave you speechless, huh?
It's okay... sometimes finding the right words is hard. Just squeeze my hand if you feel the same way.
That's all I need, my darling, and it's good to see you smiling again.
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No, I'm not tired... just felt like holding on to your arm...
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Oh, look at that. We must have walked in a circle, look... there's the car.
Your chariot awaits, your highness...
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Nah. Party's are fun and everything, but only when both of us can enjoy them.
What you need right now is rest, calm... and maybe being forced to watch my reality shows with me.
I'll drive us home, okay? I know you're feeling drained and I don't wanna ask too much of you.
I will ask you to do one thing though.
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Don't worry, it's not a big thing. It's just a promise.
I want you to promise me that the next time you feel yourself getting overwhelmed, you'll let me know.
I know you're a really strong person, and you take pride in that, but it's okay to need a little help sometimes.
And I'll always be here so you can borrow some of my strength whenever you need it.
Hey... what's the hug for?
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For being me?... Well, aren't you sweet.
How about I'll keep being me as long as you keep being you... how does that sound?
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Yeah... I like the sound of that too.
~THE END~
Script by u/BonSoirAnxiety
You meet someone at a friend’s wedding, and you both go up to the roof to get some air. While making small talk, you explain that you moved here to be with your boyfriend, whom you’ve been with since high school. He cheated on you and moved in with his new girlfriend. You let it slip that he was a terrible kisser anyway, and your new friend realizes that you have only ever kissed your ex. He offers to be the second person you’ve ever kissed to give you your first (of many) really good kiss.
What can I say. When I get excited, I get really excited.
A very shy virgin needs help manning up to girl he's crushing on. Horsie to the rescue! I wanted a long script I could follow that broke down each barrier this shy boy has, so I asked for help from one of my favorite script writers and he delivered. Thank you u/kisuzuki!
You’ve gone through the trouble to come all the way to the base to see McCree, and you’re not leaving without getting something special.
Contains: Dirty talk, Sex, Oral Sex, Semi Public Sex, Almost Getting Caught, Doggy Style, Implied Listener with a Vagina (No use of gendered pronouns or genitalia however)
It’s another commission audio! This was commissioned and written by @theblueringoctopussy on tumblr!
This audio has been tagged as implied listener with a vagina, mostly for sounds and a few of the lines that McCree says, but there’s no gendered pronouns or genitalia reference in the audio. However, I would suggest reading over the script before listening to be sure nothing is triggering for you! I’ve marked the lines in bold in the script below!
~Audio Transcript Below~
McCree: -Next time around we should probably send Genji in first, get’em to sweep the small fries and I’ll come in with-
McCree: I have a what now? A visitor? How did they get past- okay, okay. I’ll be right back y’all. Don’t go assigning me to nothing silly while I’m gone!
McCree: What are you doing here? You know I don’t like it when you come to headquarters, it’s way too-
McCree: You wanted to bring me lunch? Well shoot, and here I am being an ass to you, darling. I’m sorry.
McCree: Haha! No you’re right, I know I don’t deserve you. You’re always too good to me. How’d you get past the guards anyway?
McCree: Sweet talked em? Well you are a sweet talker. Probably ‘cause you got such sweet lips…
McCree: What are you?-
McCree: Oh, I see you didn’t just wanna bring me lunch. Well, let me show you how thankful I am for you coming by. We just gotta We gotta We gotta be quiet, believe it or not the walls are thin as hell.
McCree: Sit down on that the desk for me. It’s alright, just push that aside, those papers aint that important. Reyes is always pissed, babe. Now go on, I gotta get back to my meeting.
McCree: Now let’s get these pants off. And… your underwear… Open your legs for me… there we go….. You came all the way down here to bring me lunch, be a shame if I let it go to waste. I gotta dirty mind? Well I guess I can Heh, that’s what a thought…
McCree: Shhh shhh, not so loud baby. There we go. That’s it sweet heart. Mmmm. Fuck you’re just about ready for me, sweetie. How long did they have you waiting in here for me? Too long I’m guessing. All by yourself, thinking about all the stuff you wanted me to do to you when I got in. I’m sorry for making you wait.
McCree: Fuck, If I don’t stop now I’ll be eating ya out all day. I know you were close, I know, just don’t gotta lot of time. Look, gimme your hand. You feel that? You feel how hard I am for you? I ain’t tryna rush you out. Hell, I’d be lying if I said I never thought about this before, especially when I’m stuck down here weeks on end. Just you bent over my desk with your pretty round ass up in the air. Oh yea? Heh, well then, go on bend over for me.
McCree: Shit, this is better than I imaged. Thank you, baby. Hmm…. You ready? Okay, I’m just gonna Oh yes… That’s it. Let me get you off baby.
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McCree: Shit. Okay. Maybe… fuck. Maybe this is gonna be – be a lot. Oh fuck. A lot harder than I thought. This feels so fucking good. I know it feels good for you.
McCree: I know, cause you can barely keep your voice down while I touch ya. Does my cock feel that good? Or is it getting you off, me fucking you on my desk. The idea of someone catching us? Fuck. Shhh shh you don’t want no one else hearing those sexy noises you make?
McCree: Don’t think I’ll be able to go back to my meeting after this, I -fuck. Oh god you feel so good baby.
McCree: I know what I said, I just- You make it so hard baby. Come here There you go, how’s that feel. Your back pressed up against your back, good right? And I can Get you off easier- fuck, that’s it baby. Cum for me.
McCree: Oh fuck, I feel it. Squeezing around me like that. You’re almost there baby. Come on. You’re doing so good, baby, you’re right on the edge. Aw fuck. So am I. I just need you to cum – What’s that what now? The blinking light,What are you, the phone! Had it on silent-Crap crap that’s probably Reyes just, hand it to me.
McCree: Yes Sir. No sir I’m just seeing off my- I know I know, I-
McCree: Damn i- No not you sir I just Hmmhmm. Hmmmmhhmmmm. Got it, won’t let it happen again. Okay, I’ll be back soon.
McCree: No you didn’t get me in trouble, but I know someone who is. You, backing up against me like that, god so fucking bad. But damn if I don’t love it when you’re like this. Now where were we? Oh yea-
McCree: Fuck baby, you’re squeezing around me so tight again. What do you need baby? What do you need for me to get your off? You need fingers to go faster? My cock to go deeper? What is it, you tell me and it’s all yours baby. Whatever you need. I’ll give it. You do so much for me, baby. Anything and everything. You know it’s yours. Fuck- I know you’re ready to cum. I am too, baby. Come on, come on, come on, come on – oh fuck.
McCree: Jesus…. We gotta do this again… Don’t worry about the mess, I’ll clean it up. Hey now! Just cause I mix the laundry up doesn’t mean I can’t clean. That was one time. Besides, I think my draws look better lavender anyway. Pants are over there Heading home already? Damn, wanted to eat lunch with you while you were here, don’t know when I’ll be back home next. I know. We’re regular ships in the night sometimes, I swear. Okay, you be safe too then. Love you too, baby. Let me at least walk you out. I can be a gentleman, jeez.
McCree: Boss! Shit- Hey, I’m just walking out my – Yes sir. The paperwork on the floor, just a little- What do you need to talk to me about? Can’t I just- Confidence, time sensitive, got it. Alright, I guess Security can walk’em out. You okay with that, hon. Alright, I’ll see you later then. Love you.
McCree: Come on, what couldn’t wait I at least walked them to the gate? How long we got till we take off? Shit, well, at least I got something to eat on the ride there. Hmm? Oh I- I don’t know what you’re talking about we were- Shit- yep. No. No, you’re right Boss, I don’t think I can really explain away those underwear on the floor either…
I'm here to bandage you up and kiss all the pain away after a big fight win in the ring. I will always take care of you, baby, but maybe you need to take a little time off from boxing!
<3
Collab with u/MissThiccBooty & u/CoreyWest224
When Girlfriends Become Lovers. A dropped towel, a glance, a question; have you ever been touched by a woman? It's very different from a man. Can I kiss you down there?
Script by u/angel_main
Daddy was going to be nice to you today...but it looks like we're at Square Fucking Negative One! We'll have to make some changes to you in part 3...
