"I know. And I want to do it. I just...you know I'm not ready. Trust me. When we do do it, it's going to be amazing. I just need you to be patient, okay?"
"So… since I’ve borrowed so much from you in life already… your notes from school… your basketball… sometimes even your car. Well, would you mind if I borrowed some of your DNA?"
"Ok, here’s the deal. I need to find something good about this. Somehow. So...you’re going to get on your bed. And we’re gonna fuck. And I’m going to find something to like about it. Deal?"
"Nope, still gay. Gayer than ever, in fact. It's actually kind of a problem since we're doing our sex scene tomorrow. I was kiiiinda thinking maybe I should try it again. Just to see if I like it any better."