Written by the amazingly well written Homersoc_ :
Oh my God dude, what are you doing home? I thought you went back to your parent’s place for the weekend.
Um, you’re probably wondering why the fuck I’m wearing a dress. And some makeup. And an apron. And why I’m… baking.
You know, for other girls, this wouldn’t require an explanation. Can’t you just let it go, and pretend you never saw this? I have an unblemished reputation as a tomboy, and I’d prefer to keep it that way. Just walk away and pretend you never saw this.
Your wife's friend has been having trouble getting pregnant by her husband, so she asks you for a little favor.
This delicious script was written by u/FlimsyInternal7
Enjoy!
All done! And you were going to pay someone to change your oil for you. You're lucky your best friend is awesome with cars.
No, I won't take your money. But you could buy me some dinner. Tonight is good. We could even go right-
Oh, I see. It's another frat event. Let me guess... the strip club again?
I knew it. You already look guilty. And maybe you're thinking about how much money you're going to waste this time. You get a little drunk, and a little horny, and you go crazy on lap dances.
Well, time for me to save you from yourself. I saved you from spending money on an oil change. Now I'm going to save you from spending even more on some stripping and a lap dance.
Oh, don't give me that look. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't change the oil in your car. And just because I'm a tomboy doesn't mean I can't give you the best lap dance of your life.
Another amazing script by u/homersoc_ I just had to fill. Because it is so very me.
In this file I am a tomboy, a gamer, your roommate and best friend. The latest game came out and I just can't wait to play with you- only to find out you are planning on going over to your exes place because she needs something fixed and you are desperate to get laid.
Well, being a fixer myself, I come up with a solution to make both of us happy.
I'm not going to let that bitch ruin my plans- so I'll just fuck you instead.
In this story by u/homersoc_ , a tomboy gets in over her head with a gambling problem, and owes an unsavory character a good deal of money. Only her best friend can salvage a bad situation by helping her repay her gambling debt in a decidedly pornographic way. Because if he won't fuck her on film, some strangers will. At the same time, maybe having sex with her best friend isn't something the tomboy is as opposed to as she may seem...
Part 2 of u/homersoc_ 's amazing script.
We're dirty now, I guess we should get cleaned up.
how about a shower?
That's way too much overtime in one week. Except the two of us seem to end up doing it every week, don't we? We spend our weeknights sleeping in the barracks deep underground here, and only go back to our real homes on the weekend.
Which is what it is now. We just need to shower off the coal dust down here, then take the elevator up, take the shuttle bus into town, and then we are free to do whatever we want.
"As your best friend, it is my duty to help get you laid."
but more mention of possible /// script by /u/homersoc_
A young man saves the young lady he has secretly loved for many years and confesses his love for her while they hide from the serial killer who has been menacing them for months. Script by /u/pennyforyourtautbod
Wherein a man comforts his best friend after a particularly bad date and they discover something they might have been missing the whole time.
Requested by /u/ironicallypizza
