“Uhhh I don't think you want to make any bets. Because I will crush you. I will make you cry.”
"What? Oh, yeah. You want me to tell you what I’d do. Okay. That sounds fun. But...I want you to do what I tell you, okay?"
"Oh please, master! I'm begging you. It feels so uncomfortable that it hurts! It hurts so much and I don't know what else to do!"
"Is this some kind of a prank?"
"But at least I feel better now even though you’ve missed like, every single clue I’ve thrown at you this evening."
"I know. And I want to do it. I just...you know I'm not ready. Trust me. When we do do it, it's going to be amazing. I just need you to be patient, okay?"
"So… since I’ve borrowed so much from you in life already… your notes from school… your basketball… sometimes even your car. Well, would you mind if I borrowed some of your DNA?"
"You know, as your life guard, it's my duty to give you mouth-to-mouth."
"Well, let's see what else you've got in your history. Ooh. What's this one?"
"As your best friend, it is my duty to help get you laid."
"Grab me a beer, sweet cheeks, and I'll tell you all about it."
"Ok, here’s the deal. I need to find something good about this. Somehow. So...you’re going to get on your bed. And we’re gonna fuck. And I’m going to find something to like about it. Deal?"
"Your stupid pussy can’t tell the difference between a compliment and an insult."
"Feel free to struggle all you want, it's fun to watch."
Oh my God, they were roommates.
Second tomboy audio recording!
"What would Helga do...."
"Nope, still gay. Gayer than ever, in fact. It's actually kind of a problem since we're doing our sex scene tomorrow. I was kiiiinda thinking maybe I should try it again. Just to see if I like it any better."
"Are you pressing against my butt with...nah, never mind. Ignore me. Just keep making me feel good."
"Let’s do it. Okay? You know you can trust me. I know you’re a little scared too, but that’s what makes it exciting!"
