Because sometimes a bookworm needs to be reminded when to relax.
As part of my Secret Santa and being a fucking nerd, in which we are all enlightened in regards to the sexual response cycle in males.
The awkward professor is back!
Sometimes you just REALLY need to jerk off!
Catwoman finds Batman in a precarious situation, and makes him earn his freedom.
Taken' the plunge and doing the thing!
So I found some steampunk porn a while back and thought y'all would enjoy it also! I mean its got James Deen so how could you not?
Was really really worked up today and finally had the chance to practice some self lovin' after work!
My entry for the Once Upon A Time In GWA Contest. Enjoy!
Hair to pull, a sinfully lovely baritone, a nice body, some music and pics from Playgirl are all I need to throw back! In more ways than one~ ;)
Second attempt at the 100-1 challenge. Slightly different rules, lots of noise, and.......a little bit of begging! When the fuck did I start begging?
What better way to warm up late at night than a having a good ol' fashioned orgasm or six?
Was in sort of a dreary kind of mood. A bit of dark poetry seemed very appropriate for the mood and the weather.
Captain Jack sneaks onto the TARDIS when the Doctor isn't looking. They catch up and she admits to missing certain things about being a bloke.
Audio submission for the wonderful u/SuitsandLies!
Starfleet Captain has been doing some shady shit and gets caught. But the Friendly Neighbourhood Intel Agent (tm) is willing to offer up a deal. What might happen if you don't follow all of her instructions?
Note: There's no *proper* degradation but the tone is very degrading.
I come bearing a gift for the amazing u/whiamote! The script was written by u/wunder-waffle and I hope I did them proud!
I hope you like it!
Apologies for the long pauses in some spots, this is my brain on just woke up.
So a few months back my beloved mini wand died tragically. I've recently acquired a replacement wand and thoughtny'all would enjoy my first experience with it!
Attempted reading of Chapter 4 of A Christmas Carol. I..may or may not have given up, you'll just have to see how I fare against Mr. Dickens~!
The party's winding down, it's a beautiful night out. Why not have a little fun?
