Star Trek at its finest, authentic sound effects and all. Technically a cross rank hatefuck, but gets a little rapey in parts.
I go on about what is making me sick, how I sound when I am sick, how I sound when I am trying to sound like I'm not sick. Then I go on about Star Trek, Shakespeare, Golden Girls, and a bunch of other shit for way too long until I become hypoxic and my temperature gets really high! O.o
The second recording from all of the pick up lines ya'll sent me. Thanks, and embrace the ridiculousness.
We're lying in the warm glow of my bed-side lamp.. :]
Collab with /u/Listening_Always
A Collab with /u/Thisisaburneraccout. A Starfleet officer is abducted by the Borg for a dastardly plan. -
Have You Ever Noticed Southern Skies?
Script by redditor u/VintageMoan
Script by /u/veiled_threat
Audio submission for the wonderful u/SuitsandLies!
Starfleet Captain has been doing some shady shit and gets caught. But the Friendly Neighbourhood Intel Agent (tm) is willing to offer up a deal. What might happen if you don't follow all of her instructions?
Note: There's no *proper* degradation but the tone is very degrading.
A Matter of Discipline Trying to bargain by offering to work for
"funny friend" "therapist friend" mentally ill autistic younger brother-type boyfriend x listener -- "Adam" --- He finally vents to you for the first time, after he's just gotten out of a mental hospital. And his hyper-fixation is psychology. He's 20.
He's over at your house. He just recently had a fight with his family that he lives with, RIGHT after getting out of a mental hospital, and he finally opens up to you about his problems. He sleeps at your house when he wants to get away. It's implied the listener is older. Could be an older man or an older nonbinary-- it could also be a woman that's about his age (maybe like 4-6 years older) but is more successful, financially.
listener gets jokingly called "mommy" but can be of any gender, as it was in the context of embarrassing the listener and it's implied to be the listener's idea.
listener gets called "girl" but in a gay way so it's gender neutral
There are mature joke moans but they're just jokes meant to deflect and distract and entertain, they're only meant to titillate in the sense that handing a man a pint of beer and putting him in front of the tv is meant to keep him amused so you can do things by yourself.
