You, dear listener, have failed to clean up your tremendous mess once again and must know you are now pushing your luck with your brother's hot friend, who has been good enough to give you a roof over your head. So why on earth are you wedged under his desk and why are you wiggling that sexy butt of yours?
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In the lush forestlands, isolated from the rest of the world, a race of giants fights a ceaseless war against itself. The sexes divided; peerless warrior women defend their city against the brutish barbarian tribes that surround it. The closest they get to communication is their battle cries and the closest they get to cooperation is enslavement. You are an outlander. A woman from a land beyond the borders of their forest. You are spotted by a group of rangers in the middle of the night and shocked at your small stature, they bring you before their King at once.
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Lava-Lad is a sidekick to Mag-Man, a hero in the Global Guardians. Tonight is his first solo mission, his first chance to prove he's hero material. All he need do is foil this latest plot of the nefarious Techno-Witch. Easy peasy, Right?
Two loving partners spice up their sex lives by playing one of the wildest, most debauched games in the world; Scrabble.
Hank Starstrike is a certified intergalactic adventurer. He's explored dozens of galaxies, rescued hundreds of oppressed civilisations, made love to thousands of alien women!
In his latest adventure, Hank is trying to steal rare technology from some rape-happy brutes. Unfortunately, he doesn't know how to use it and winds up trapped on their ship. Thankfully, these aliens can show him a whole new kind of adventure. The adventure of motherhood.
I have been thinking about doing a ramblefap for a while and initially planned to do the whole dirty talking stream of consciousness thing. Then I found myself wondering aloud whether the more popular VA's could fill a swimming pool with the collective cum of everyone that listens to their audios and realised okay... nobody needs to hear what's goes on in my brain. Instead I went with a challenge! Can I last a whole hour?!
I went the first thirty minutes lubeless, as I have a new gel-based one that feels forkin' amazing and knew I'd never last the entire hour using it so the first half of this audio is very subdued. There is no talking other than the occasional 'Oh fuck'. I hope you enjoy!
It's hard out there for a hoe.
