The Hand-Job Princess
Written by: Chris Hailey
Performed by: Scarlett Blush
The Hand-job Princess is fun (and very naughty) comedic tale, reminiscent of the raunchy ribaldry stories of the Middle Ages.
In this fairytale, the knight saves the princess from a band of robbers. In return, the princess wishes to give him a token of her affection, her virginity. In fact, she very much insists that he takes it since he ruined all her fun with those robbers.
In the end, The Hand-job Princess and you, her ravishing knight, can expect to have a very happy ending.
Princess is struggling. Daddy knows there is something wrong, but his little girl is reticent to reveal what troubles her. All Daddy knows is he loves his little girl and his job is to protect her and keep her happy and safe and secure. This Daddy, takes his job seriously. So when his Princess is hurting, it makes his heart hurt. I don't need to know the source of the pain, I just want to be the solution to the pain. A storm is coming. Daddy invites his little girl to Our Treehouse. He asks her if she wants to color or play a board game or jigsaw puzzle, but all she wants is to snuggle with her Daddy. Daddy knows where this will lead, but his love is so overwhelming, he will do anything to bring comfort to his Princess.
Several months after the grumbly captain of the guard and bratty princess became lovers and had begun spending time alone together in the Princess’ chambers and she is set to be queen. The council announces that because the queen is the last of her line, she must have an heir, and send out the news that she is to be courted for the next year and choose a suitable consort. Despite not yet being able to go all the way with the captain of the guards, the princess has fallen madly in love with him, regardless of his often dominate and demanding ways. The Princess realizes that she needs to take her fate into her own hands and ensures the Captain of the guards is by her side forever.
This F4M series version writting by: u/midnightlemons
The original M4F version written by: u/KnightLight1630
Editing by: u/Kilbeggan32 ALL OF REDDIT <3
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Daddy's
Between work, school, being bullied, anxiety, finals, parents, siblings, counselors, professionals, etc; My Princess faces an overwhelming day and often feels like the walls are closing in. Daddy just wanted a comfort audio, to love his little girl and make her feel special. Hope you like.
Daddy's leg
Princess has received some terrible news. Only she and her mother know the details. However, despite their tumultuous marriage, mommy knows Princess needs the comfort and sanctuary of the Treehouse. It's during another storm, Princess feels all alone, dejected and afraid. Her Daddy comes in and carries her to the Treehouse, To their sanctuary. If there's anyone on earth to lift her spirits, she knows her Daddy will take care of her and protect her.
With SFX from my front porch and the 4th of July storm.
Daddy's leg
Princess has received some terrible news. Only she and her mother know the details. However, despite their tumultuous marriage, mommy knows Princess needs the comfort and sanctuary of the Treehouse. It's during another storm, Princess feels all alone, dejected and afraid. Her Daddy comes in and carries her to the Treehouse, To their sanctuary. If there's anyone on earth to lift her spirits, she knows her Daddy will take care of her and protect her.
No SFX
You’ve had an especially rough day and Guzma is doing his best to try and pick you up.
Contains: Use of she/her pronouns, fluff, pet names , cuddling, words of encouragement.
Hey everyone, it’s another commission post! This time it’s SFW Guzma, with the script written by my commissioner!
I know it’s technically a NSFW week, but again, I got super busy and was unable to have time to make a new audio, but I hope y’all enjoy this one!
I enjoy being goofy and comforting as Guzma since he’s usually kind of intense lol.
~Audio Transcript Below~
*door opening and closing*
Mmm? There you are… thought I’d find ya in here. Been looking for ya all day…
Shoulda known ta look in my bed, *chuckles* not surprised ta find ya all cuddled up. *mock hurt* But I’m hurt baby, wounded. Why didn’t ya tell me you were gonna be staked out up here? Woulda joined ya in a heartbeat.
*silence*
Babe?… *shuffling* Did I catch ya sleepin’ or somethin’?
*serious tone* Im fine? *grunts* Yea I don’t think so, what up with ya? *pause* I can’t hear ya when you’re buried under the blankets like that, *a bit frustrated* look at me.
Oh shit, have you been cryin’? Don’t ya dare lie ta me, I can tell, your cheeks are all red… your eyes are all puffy too… fuck… Did someone say somethin’ to you? *getting angry* Who was it, was it one of those fuckin’ scumbag locals? Tell me who it was babe and I’ll–
*pause* No one said nothin’ to ya? Well then… what the hell happened? It… *hard swallow* I didn’t do anything wrong did I? B-Because if I did, I’m sorry, Imma fuckin’ knucklehead sometimes I know an– What?… It’s not me? *mumbling* Then… what…
You? What do you mean it’s you? *pause* Woah, woah, woah. Don’t start cryin’, hey it’s okay! Shh, c’mere. I gotcha, s’alright. I’m here. You ain’t gotta talk about it if ya don’t want to, I gotchu princess.
C’mere, here put my jacket on, I know how much ya like to wear it… *chuckles* Na na princess, I don’t mind… *hum* you nab my jacket every other chance ya get… why is now any different? ‘Sides, you always talkin’ bout how much you like it.
*scoff, bitter tone* Annoyin’? Why the fuck would I think your annoyin’? *softer tone* Woah hey now, I’m sorry, I’m sorry… here, scooch over, lemme get in there…
*shuffling + grunts*
*low grumble* There we go, c’mere, come closer. Hm? Yea, I should be working but… *kiss* I can’t work knowing my lil honeybee is down in the dumps like this now can I? *chuckle* What? Ya like that nickname?
Oh? Was that a smile? Mmmmm, my precious lil princess, my sweet lil honeybee, my amazing baby girl~ aha there we go. Music to my ears and a pretty picture to match, *chuckles & kiss*
Feelin’ better? *pause* Yea? A bit? How’s ‘bout I get us some cocoa? *shuffling to get up and leave*
Woah! *listener yanks Guzma back into the bed* So I’m guessin’ thats a no on the cocoa? *pause* Ya wanna stay like this?… Yea baby that’s just fine, we can stay like this as long as ya need… *kiss*
Mm? Comin’ in real close huh? *Shuffling* Nah sweetness, in fact, *low voice* I don’t think you’re close enough, there we go, perfect.
Hm? You can hear my heartbeat? *scoffs* Yeah? You like that? *chuckles* Relax, sweetheart. Get some rest. I’ll stay right here.
Handmaiden takes the Princess's Virginity before her wedding
All I want to do, princess, is make you feel you good. This morning, I’m going to take my time gently playing with your pussy until you cum for me and melt into my arms while I spoon you.
Daddy takes Princess camping. It's was a tradition for many years, but they had not been in a long time. When mommy left them alone; school, work, and life had kept them from the woods. Now, here they are. A return to nature.
It's been a long day. Erecting a tent, gathering firewood, building a campfire, and making s'mores, while looking at the stars. Daddy senses his little girl's nervousness and fidgeting. Princess is nervous about entering High School next year. Why, she's never danced with a boy... never even kissed a boy. With Daddy knowing Dean Martin and Chris Stapleton coming up on the radio, he knows he will indeed return to nature in it's rawest form.
He knows, erecting the tent, will not be the last erection of the day!
The Princess and the Pervert
Daddy takes Princess camping. It's was a tradition for many years, but they had not been in a long time. When mommy left them alone; school, work, and life had kept them from the woods. Now, here they are. A return to nature.
It's been a long day. Erecting a tent, gathering firewood, building a campfire, and making s'mores, while looking at the stars. Daddy senses his little girl's nervousness and fidgeting. Princess is nervous about entering High School next year. Why, she's never danced with a boy... never even kissed a boy. With Daddy knowing Dean Martin and Chris Stapleton coming up on the radio, he knows he will indeed return to nature in it's rawest form.
He knows, erecting the tent, will not be the last erection of the day!
Thou wert surprised when the princess told thee that she had not only noticed thy affections for her—thou wert never as subtle as thou hadst imagined—but returned them in equal measure, despite the difference in rank and despite the kingdom's opinions regarding courtship betwixt two women. The princess wisheth that thou shouldst become her permanent personal guard, a position which should likewise provide you with more privacy and time together. She thinketh it all but guaranteed that her petition shall be accepted by her parents, but the king and queen wish to speak to thee ere they make their decision. Despite thyself, thou canst not settle thy nerves regarding this summons, and thou goest to visit her, hoping that she might bring thee some consolation.
A melodramatic princess who is *very interested* in getting ravished. But alas! the listener is a chivalrous knight, and the poor princess has her work cut out for her. Luckily, she's quite skilled with her hands, and plies that talent to good effect.
You are a tough and noble knight, but when around your princess.. you become as soft as a feather. Your beautiful princess has fallen very ill due to her chronic illness. She has become dolorous, which is unlike her... even when she is in pain. Your heart broke when you received the unfortunate news. On your journey back to the kingdom, you found her a cute animal to keep her company and comforted.
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Ohhhh fuck! Relax, you have to relax and let me in.
What’s that? Awww is daddy’s cock too big for you princess??
Yeah?
Awww sweetheart... I don’t fucking care, just fucking take it.
Script by u/yuhyuhidk
"It's been a very long day at work, and I'm finally home and looking for a chance to unwind and just let loose, play some games, but you Princess, you have other ideas, and we both know that there's only one way to play your games."
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This, was, a blast, and an improv performance from a story written for me, and this audio is a special gift to the writer for their birthday, and I hope all of you enjoy it, it was a lot of fun to record.
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