Script by u/shelterandstrength. I think recording a script by S&S is a rite of passage at this point.
You come home after a long and difficult day to find that your fantastic girlfriend has built you the world's best blanket fort. General sweetness ensues.
Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
If you are a short or smaller statured dude, you’re still lookin’ good today. Let me convince you. Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
You have an important meeting today and want to make a good impression. You ask your sleepy girlfriend how you look, and lots of compliments about your appearance ensue. Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
If you are someone who works in counseling, ministry, or anything like that where you always have to provide comfort and strength, this audio is for you. It's your turn to be comforted. This audio starts with a gentle, guided relaxation from your girlfriend, who is concerned about the anxiety you've been bringing home after long days working to help others. Then there's a back rub, some adoring rambles letting you know how awesome you are, and it ends with me humming as you drift off. The song that I butcher with my off-key humming is called "Love is in Beauty and Chaos" by This Patch of Sky.
You have a big meeting today and are worried about making a good impression. Let your very sleepy girlfriend remind you of just how beautiful you are before you have to dash. (Holy Morning Voice Batman)
Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
Things may have been going great for us lately, but that doesn't meant I can't stop and remind you just how much I adore you. General silliness and saccharine sweetness ensues. May cause cavities. Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
It's a sleepy Sunday morning and we're cuddling in bed together. Work has been stressful for you lately, so let's run away together. This audio is just a silly bit of sleepy fun with your girlfriend, hope it makes you smile. Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
The day after an awesome first date, I'm trying to work up the nerve to call you. So I have a little practice run first, and end up saying some things I probably couldn't tell you in person just yet. Here's how impressive you were, you stud, you. ;) Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
Based on a request by u/waiflux
You are Wonder Woman and you've just woken after a much needed post-battle nap. Your girlfriend, a fellow Amazon, is here to help you feel better with a massage, some sleepy rambling, and a footrace to the beach. Mostly just chill rambles with a bit of sweetness and flirting. Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
This audio is a follow up to "It's Your Turn", for people who work in counseling/ministry/health care, or anything that requires you to help people in a very profound way. In this one, you come to me and ask if you can talk about some work stress. After listening, and letting you know that it's okay to take a break and just be, I walk you through a guided physical relaxation to help you relax or drift off to sleep. Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
You've been having a hard time finding work, and the anxiety is getting to you. Let your (really silly and cavity-inducing) girlfriend remind you that your job situation does not define you.
Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
This audio is simply the phrase "You breathe in. You breathe out. You are fully rooted in the present moment." repeated for just shy of 16 minutes. In the background are some very quiet ocean waves. There are long pauses to allow you to breathe as directed, but feel free to breathe at your own pace.
There is also another version on my Soundgasm page for the same phrase, but replacing the "you" for the word "I", if you prefer that. Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
Verification audio recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
Hey, you. Fellow person who identifies as a woman. I see you. And you're fucking awesome. Lemme tell you how much.
Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
This audio is simply the phrase "I breathe in. I breathe out. I am fully rooted in the present moment." repeated for just under 17 minutes. In the background are some very quiet ocean waves. There are long pauses to allow you to breathe as directed, but feel free to breathe at your own pace.
There is also another version on my Soundgasm page for the same phrase, but replacing the "I" for the word "you", if you prefer that. Recorded for PillowTalkAudio, 2017.
