You're a mind-reader and it turns out your shy best friend has CONSTANT PERVERTED THOUGHTS about you
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An experimental new treatment you've been undergoing has resulted in your mind becoming temporarily attuned to the thought patterns of others nearby. So far, you've decided not to tell anyone about this strange ability. You've come to pick up your friend from her university.
Original script:
How to Get a Job as a Joyless Elf: Lessons in Interviewing for Santa's Workshop
You're a mind-reader and it turns out your shy best friend has CONSTANT PERVERTED THOUGHTS about you
but
An experimental new treatment you've been undergoing has resulted in your mind becoming temporarily attuned to the thought patterns of others nearby. So far, you've decided not to tell anyone about this strange ability. You've come to pick up your friend from her university.
Original script:
Some say I’m just a little guy
Anyway here’s wonderwall
