A squire on the run, a dark lord seeking pleasure. The two collide, the results are messy.
Inspired by Blizzard's NPCs having varied reactions given based on how many times they're clicked. The script went off the deep end here and I just had fun with it.
Decided to do something in a similar vein to Black Knight Cumeth by doing a Not!Star Wars parody. Forceful interrogation and cavity searches, ahoy!
A lover greets his the beauty in his life. Then has sex with it.
Part two of the captured resistance agent's harrowing tale. Will he escape from his dastardly, lewd captors? (He won't).
If phone calls are hot, then guilty as charged.
One needy slut needs to have his daily dose of manliness, even if it's over a phone line.