The non-comedic version of the better comedic version that was written by u/Crow-in-a-flat-cap. // "I'm going to tie you up, and you're going to answer every question I have. I know what you were looking for tonight. You were trying to find a succubus, weren't you? Don't lie. I've known since the beginning of the night."
Well, I made this monstrosity of a script fill. In all honesty I had a ton of fun. All credit for the script goes to u/ScriptsFromaSub
Description from script OP:
I believe this is the furthest I can stray from God...
I was part of a very... interesting conversation last night involving
pirate porn and tentacles and so I thought "fuck it, why not" and
decided to mix the two, but with a comedic flare. I hope you all like
the idea of being fucked senseless by the Kraken.
Here be the plot Captain: You're captain of a pirate ship. Sailing the
seven seas with a loyal crew of salty sea dogs and wreaking havoc
wherever you go. But all that changes when you accidentally capture a
strange creature in your fishing net. Looks like *you're* the catch of
the day...
Read these scripts at your own risk...
To all of you who listen to this I certainly hope you enjoy!
“Jinkies, Scooby! A Tentacle Monster!” -- A fantasy created by adults for adults.
Script by u/mollymolotov666 and u/emeraldd55
Editing and Foley by u/KindSvengali
u/nightfawn (Velma, The Tentacle Monster, ?????)
u/KindSvengali (Shaggy, Scooby)
u/LucidDean (Fred)
u/Avournine (Daphne)
Music from the Public Domain.
Door opening sound effect by Freesound.org and Mwlandi
Enjoy the courtroom Antics of a Salamander Warrior Woman scorned! Bested in battle by a virile, handsome male human warrior, our plaintiff expected to claimed by him, hopefully wedded and ravished but he did no such thing! She is taking him to court to right this injustice! Zaney sexy fun ensues!
Okay Gang! There's something creepy going on at Old Man Jenkins' Amusement park on the edge of town. Sounds like a job for Mystery Inc!
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“Jinkies, Scooby! A Tentacle Monster!” -- A fantasy created by adults for adults.
Script by u/mollymolotov666 and u/emeraldd55
Editing and Foley by u/KindSvengali
u/nightfawn (Velma, The Tentacle Monster, ?????)
u/KindSvengali (Shaggy, Scooby)
u/LucidDean (Fred)
u/Avournine (Daphne)
Music from the Public Domain. Door opening sound effect by Freesound.org and Mwlandi
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I came a bit late to the party, but when I saw this script. I couldn't wait to be part of filling it. I'm also finding it funnier than I should that this ridiculous clusterfuck hits all the trigger tags.
My first multi-person project and first foley here, and I was so happy to work with my collaborators, thank you so much!
Comments? PMs? Feedback of any kind? Hit me up. And also let me know if you'd like to work together in future.
Written by O-God-whY
then with a from but
!!! Although it's played pretty light, the listener is raped here and their life is at risk as a bad ending is threatened but does not materialise !!!
SFX made in bath while listening back to voice track. Music from Epidemic Sound.
A Mean Tomboy, A Bratty Schoolgirl, and the Shy Softboy They Love to Bully but
script by u/midnights_door
"Welcome, dear customer, to Oneiros' Fleshlight Repository!
In this marvellous place, I -your gracious, fantastic, humble host Oneiros- shall help you find the perfect fleshlight for your needs!
We've got all manner of wondrous creations in stock today, so whip off those pants and settle in to try out our selection!
We'll match you with the best fleshlight you could ever want, or your credits back!
We always leave our customers satisfied!"
Youre spending the evening with you computer when suddenly you're transported to a porn stars room.
Script and blurb by u/ellamachine. You are quite lonely, to the point where you’ve started praying for someone to enter your life. Little do you know, your prayers are about to be answered. One day a woman appears at your door, claiming to be from a divine matchmaking service. You normally wouldn’t believe her, except she does in fact have wings. She shows you some of the potential partners that the heavenly algorithm has picked out for you, and while none of them initially catch your eye, the final match is a pleasant surprise to both of you.
Hello all you spoopy and creppy folx!
This audio has a few firsts for me… not only is this my first audio that I wrote, and not only is this my
Hello all you spoopy and creppy folx!
This audio has a few firsts for me… not only is this my first audio that I wrote, and not only will this eventually be my first script offer, but it’s also a collaboration with the utterly lovely