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Disability Pride Month Ramble

25:23
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This goes in a million different directions and I can't tell you which one of them is up. Who the fuck knows anymore, bro. I'm just gonna drop this and run. Hope this isn't the most disappointing thing in the world to be my big comeback audio from my hiatus. Also since I mentioned it in this audio, here's the link to my last disability ramble:
25:23
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Mommy's little Catboy is in heat

Uh oh! It's another catboy/mommy improv! This time with some role reversal! Uh oh! I'm not too confident in this one, honestly. BUT I still had fun recording it AND I think that even though the improv ended up not going EXACTLY how I envisioned it, the way it came together is the most natural given that's how my brain steered me! So woo!
21:25

Your Ex-BFF's Big Brother, who is your current BFF, is a MASSIVE sub and also you make him call you Mommy? Yes.

Oh boy oh golly oh GEE did I have fun recording this one. You'll have to excuse the slight occasional sound of me conking my glasses against my boom arm. Or don't! Rake me over the coals for it! Yeah baby! Tell me I'm a bad bad unprofessional boy! Or just, you know, don't really care about it. I swear to god this was meant to be synopsis at some point. Long story short, you got stood up by your sub, your current BFF who is the big brother of your FORMER BFF comes over to comfort you and then UH OH turns out HE'S A SUB and he didn't even know it and also he gets off on calling you MOMMY??? Tag yourself, I'm He.
42:48

Virgin's First Date

WOW hey, long time no see. Long time no hear? Who the fuck cares, point is, it's been a bloody long while. Anyway, *cuts ribbon*, THE HIATUS IS OVER finally properly. Hope you enjoy this probably definitely rusty, just shy of 30 minutes worth of goofy banter, awkward nervousness, and eventually a public handjob in which you turn me into a complete and utter fucking mess. Love you all. Ciao for now.
29:49

Eating Mommy's pussy is comfort for catboys!

Honestly, there are some sentences that shouldn't ever be strung together. I unfortunately just strung one of them together in the title right up there. Honestly, the intersection of my kinks? Impressive. Maybe concerning? Definitely impressive. Anyway this is my first real audio back from my little bad health hiatus! I hope you enjoy it! I improvised the entire thing! I hope it isn't fucking awful! Love you all. Ciao for now.
25:57

Mornings are for Cockwarming and Fingering

And the award for most on-the-nose titling of a Mabon audio goes to... well SLAP my balls and call me Barney Rubble, it goes to Mabon! That's me. Hi. I named this. I also made it up as I went along with no other thought in my mind than "Mmmm cockwarming" just bouncing around my head like a fucking DVD screensaver. So I HOPE it is, as the kids say, adeLIT. You know, like "adequate" but with a lil hip young LIT spin on it. Honestly, I'm so fucking cool.
29:29

Cuddles and Nipples YES MILK

This is the version with lactation! The exact same audio, but with an extra two minutes-ish of lactation/nursing content. The rest is the same as the non-lactation version! Still all the sucky wucky licky wicky fingery wingery action you've probably come in here hoping to find.
24:51

Deflowering on the First Date

UH OH WATCH OUT IT'S ANOTHER MSUB AUDIO!!!! And it's the continuation of ANOTHER MSub audio? The one where I was a virgin and going on my first date with you, the listener, and you made me cum in my pants at the bar? SAY IT AIN'T SO. Unfortunately I cannot say it ain't so, because it is very distinctly so. This audio is it. You are here. Hope you didn
25:31

I can be a good boy for you

Me, earlier today: Hmmm tonight I shall record an audio where I am the dom! Me, now: Hmmm, well I sure did just record a subby ramblefap!
13:15

You make such a good puppy...

Et voila! The kind of sequel to my forced kitten play audio! I say kind of sequel, but I'm fully intending to do more in this pet play series. This time! You're going to show me how good of a puppy you can be, and I'm going to make sure I take the best care of you. How do I do that? By breeding you, obviously! Duh! Get a clue, grandpa!
31:28

Sharing a Blanket in-Flight

Honestly, where do these air lines get off, giving people subpar blankets on trans-Atlantic flights! Though I suppose if you're here and you're reading this, then you're far more interested in where YOU get off. The answer is simple, on my fingers. Yes, yes they do reach through the internet, yes I am talented. Now then! The tags! Script by u/POVscribe:¬ Assorted sounds from freesound.org:¬
M4F
british accent
though i'm kind of verbal tofu so it's all over the shop
BFE
romantic
airplane sex
in your seats
kinda Mile High Club
intimate
fingering
hand job
whispering
kissing
hold the moan
cum together
L-bomb
23:02

Cuddles and Nipples NO MILK

This is the version without lactation! Just some good, honest, non-lactation based titty sucking and cuddling and whispering and kissing and fingering mhm mhm mhm. This is a no milk zone!
23:00

Breakfast in bed with your Catboy

Oops, I went and did it again! Played games with your coochie! I'm sure that's the lyric. Anyway, hi, I improv'd another Catboy/Mommy audio which I guess is now potentially an ongoing series? Who knows maybe next time our intrepid Catboy hero will get to do more than just lick his mommy's cunt!
19:43

I'm so proud of you

Just a little improv that I felt like recording in the interest of making a shorter audio! That ended up being 25 minutes long! That's almost one half of a whole hour! That's not short! Uh oh! Oops! Anyway I felt like recording something off the cuff, no script, just a nice relaxed and intimate BFE JOI. I feel like I should put some other acronyms here. WWE, UFC, EA, LOL, TF2. I can promise you that this audio is actually none of those, it's just the first two. Sorry for any of my wrestling mma gaming league of legends team fortress 2 listeners out there. Your time will come. Probably. Anyway (again)! I hope you enjoy this, in more ways than one. Love you all. Ciao.
27:14

1st Ramblefap

You go back and tell me last week, "Hey, Mabon my good buddy, next thursday evening you're gonna beat your meat and make sure that your mic picks up all the nasty noises so that you can post it online for the enjoyment of strangers!" Well, first of all I would have said "Jesus Christ are you me? I'm so sorry if you're me" and after that I would have probably said. "Okay I mean sure that's kinda hot but like why?" My answer to that question would be the same then as it is right now. Because. Anyway I hope you enjoy this very rough late night probably horrible audio quality ROUGH AND RAW ramblefap that I didn't even listen to to make sure it sounds like... alright? I'm so good at this. Ciao.
12:07

Falling asleep beside the fireplace with your Boyfriend

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO this one is exactly what it says on the tin BABY. I wanted to make a sleep aid, a plain and simple sleepy little audio of you cuddling with me with some ambient fireplace crackling noises in the background so VOILA, I only went and did it. Realising that you can do whatever the hell you like is so freeing, isn't it? Anyway on that note, I'm gonna try out these wax wings!
15:17

Putting your trust in me

Have something sweet and intimate, you horny horny sweethearts! What do you get when you cross an intimate first time sexy time with your long distance boyfriend and ME? It might be this audio but to be entirely honest with you I'm a bit shit at maths so please leave a comment on this webzone so I can stop being ignorant.
36:32

Teaching a kitten a lesson

Fully improvised, something I wanted to write a script for but was goaded into doing on the spot as an improv by my Patreon backers and you know what? I'm very happy with how it turned out. So enjoy this! A rare MDom Mabon audio. Love you all. Ciao for now.
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