It's your first time getting pegged and I want the experience to be a happy one rather than a frightening one :3
We've been friends for so long and it hurts that you would choose someone else over me. But, she won't be a problem once you put a baby in me.
I probably would've gotten the same effect with 2 benadryls
You snooze you lose. But in this case, it's a win :3
Let's get funsie in a onesie :3
Adapt this into a very cheesy romcom right now
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In this story, the warrior conquers the dragon.
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You’ve chosen to prove yourself to an immortal being. I hope you’re ready for what I have in store for you.
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It's all fun and games until someone ends up with a baby
Script by u/I_Promised!!
One can make you moan. The other will make you groan. What a pair.
You’ve chosen to prove yourself to an immortal being. I hope you’re ready for what I have in store for you.
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She's trapped in a glass prison because of a terrible wizard ex and there's only one way to free her.
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Your virtual assistant. How can I help you, today?
There's a first time for everything. Even new experiences. And chocolate covered bacon (that shit is good)
If I confess to you in the middle of the woods but you don't hear it, did I really confess to you?
Parts of me aren't *entirely* dead, you know
wink wonk
Translation:
Good morning, my love.
You're awake, early.
Yes
It's too early.
I don't want to get up.
No, no
No, I want to sleep.
I want to sleep in your chest while you hug me
Yes, yes I want it
I'm very tired
I want kisses
Please, my love?
Yes, a lot of kisses, yes.
I need to see you, hug you, and kiss you.
Yes, all day.
You're my favorite place in the world
Let me look into your eyes
Yes please?
Thank you, my life.
What beautiful eyes you have.
I hope that they look at me only
ONLY at me
I love your eyes
Very beautiful
I would like to look at those eyes every day
Every day and every night
I love when you smile
You have the most beautiful smile in the world
Yes, yes. I'm telling the truth
My love?
Thanks to you, this year was a little better
You were the best thing that happened to me this year
I love you
I love you so much, my life
I love you more than the world, more than the ocean, more than the moon
More than anything
My love, my heart
Kiss me
Stay here
Stay here with me
I want to hug you forever
For ever and ever and ever and ever
Good night
I know that it's morning
But, good night, my love
I want to fall asleep with you
yes
I love you
I love you so much
No, you are never obligated to have sex with me. I will still love you in the morning.
This has a better ending than the show did
