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Your Nerdy Roommate Has A Dirty Little Secret

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Adapt this into a very cheesy romcom right now Written by
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It's your first time getting pegged and I want the experience to be a happy one rather than a frightening one :3
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We've been friends for so long and it hurts that you would choose someone else over me. But, she won't be a problem once you put a baby in me.
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One can make you moan. The other will make you groan. What a pair.
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She's trapped in a glass prison because of a terrible wizard ex and there's only one way to free her. Script by
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Your virtual assistant. How can I help you, today?
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There's a first time for everything. Even new experiences. And chocolate covered bacon (that shit is good)
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If I confess to you in the middle of the woods but you don't hear it, did I really confess to you?
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Translation: Good morning, my love. You're awake, early. Yes It's too early. I don't want to get up. No, no No, I want to sleep. I want to sleep in your chest while you hug me Yes, yes I want it I'm very tired I want kisses Please, my love? Yes, a lot of kisses, yes. I need to see you, hug you, and kiss you. Yes, all day. You're my favorite place in the world Let me look into your eyes Yes please? Thank you, my life. What beautiful eyes you have. I hope that they look at me only ONLY at me I love your eyes Very beautiful I would like to look at those eyes every day Every day and every night I love when you smile You have the most beautiful smile in the world Yes, yes. I'm telling the truth My love? Thanks to you, this year was a little better You were the best thing that happened to me this year I love you I love you so much, my life I love you more than the world, more than the ocean, more than the moon More than anything My love, my heart Kiss me Stay here Stay here with me I want to hug you forever For ever and ever and ever and ever Good night I know that it's morning But, good night, my love I want to fall asleep with you yes I love you I love you so much
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