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Teasing Your Ovulating Wife Until She’s Feral

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Your wife is always kind enough to let you know when she’s ovulating but even before she says anything you already know. You start to tease her while you wait for the construction team to leave on their lunch break while they remodel your bathroom. And your wife absolutely fucking hates waiting.
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Girl Not unusual for cute little alt and emo girls to hang around your record store but you’ve never taken any of them seriously. Meanwhile, the listening booth you’ve preserved from the previous owner has been unused for years. Maybe all it takes is the right Sorry Little Alt Girl to reach you and to ask specifically about that tiny space in the back of the store where together you can listen to the sexy little track she’s been obsessing about.
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