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It was a Dark and Horny Night...

-12:54
I needed to go to bed, but I was horny and decided to take my new toy on a test drive while watching porn instead.
-12:54
Was listening to an audio & wanted to see if riding my big purple dildo while using a vibrator on my clit would get me off quickly. Judge for yourself whether or not I accomplished my goal...
-02:49
Was feeling turned on this morning thinking of you and all the lovely messages you've sent me. You're very good at making me cum fast and hard, so keep up the good work ;)
-04:50
An absolute disaster of an audio, this is. Let's just say that you should never ever allow a geriatric Siamese cat to be in bed with you while you try to record yourself masturbating. It took me over a week to edit out most of the feline mishaps 1) because there were so many, and 2) repeatedly listening to myself getting off with all the lady sounds and stuff made me feel kinda squicky. On the bright side, I know that no one can resist the lure of a spectacular train wreck. So have fun with this one ;)
-08:14
I think the title is pretty self explanatory...
-12:10