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Written by u/Wunder-Waffle
You know the drill by now. On another random night in MeowLandia sometime recently, your intrepid but shy audio fapper Mr. Meow was stressed out, desperately horny, and couldn't get back to sleep.
That might I was craving a prostate orgasm, and was looking for a JOI to follow (wanted to be told exactly what to do). I was recently introduced to the lovely work of IndigoJune89, and decided to give her audio Let Me Guide You Through Your First Prostate Massage a try.
Full disclosure: I have given myself a lot of prostate orgasms, but it's always been with toys deigned for that purpose. I've never been able to do it with just my fingers, and it's been probably 10 years since I've even tried, because the toys do the job nicely. But something lately got me wanting to try fingers again...
I followed the instructions exactly, and there's a lot of whimpering and quiet desperation, and I managed to finger myself to a really good prostate orgasm for the first time. It felt amazing!
After that amazing prostate orgasm, I was just even hornier. I put my big NJoy wand up my ass and started clicking through more of June's audios, and settled on "I'm Not Mean, But Let's Try A Fantasy About How Desperate I Can Make You" because I was feeling subby and wanting to be denied. I hit record again, and whimpered and begged my way through that one. No orgasms allowed in that one!
Horny. As. Fuck. Also, cock-milking imminent.
After that self-induced denial, I needed pussy. Immediately. I've been on a breeding kick lately, so I went for Please Breed My Needy Pussy and pumped my cock hard while fucking my ass with the NJoy wand. I was trying to make it to the end for a timed shared orgasm, but went over the edge something like a minute early and just absolutely blasted cum everywhere up to my neck. Then I kept going and came again hard, milking my cock at the same time as having another regular orgasm, right on time with the orgasm in the audio I was listening to.
If you like the quiet, desperate, whimpery stuff, check out the audio:
3AM Desperate Triple Ramblefap-Assfuck Combo
Yes, that's my favorite title so far.
Timestamps:
Prostate Massage JOI: Through 14:33
Desperation/Denial Audio: 14:34 - 28:53
Breeding Audio: 28:54 - 38:16
Welcome back to Meowlandia!
About a week ago, I had a user poll on u/CumRightMeow to decide how to commemorate a month on GWA and a totally arbitrary number of followers (it ended up being 321). There were a bunch of options and I promised to do the three things that got the most votes.
The top three vote-getters were: 1. Post a video, 2. Do a real AMA, and 3. Try to cum five times in one play session.
The AMA is available here...you can either put your question in a comment, or use the anonymous Google Form. Once I get a decent amount of questions I'll answer them in writing and in audio.
For the video, and the attempting to cum five times...I decided to combine them into one. Yep. That's right, I recorded a video that's about an hour long, where I successfully cum five times.
If you want to see the video, it's pinned to my profile.
For those that want to listen to it as an audio, that's what this post is for!
I started at about 2:00AM and finished at about 3:15AM. I went slow, was methodical in how I went about it, and came five times, very hard each time.
I recorded a little differently than usual (headset plugged into my phone) but it came through quieter than normal. I tried to raise the volume as far as I could without distorting it. Might need to crank the volume a bit until it gets to the louder parts. Sorry, will do better next time.
What are you waiting for? Listen to me cum five times right....meow.
I even did a full time breakdown for this one. Happy schlicking.
Part 1: Stroking Myself to Two Orgasms
(21 Minutes)
0 - 5:00: Talking, explaining what I'm about to do, what toys I'll use, etc. Cock comes out around the one minute mark.
5:00 - 10:00: Whimpering, etc. starts. Varying intensity, lots of edging, some cock-slapping, some rubbing the head.
10:00 - 15:00: Getting desperate around 11 minutes, thought I was about to cum around 13 minutes, false alarm, more edging. Feels too good to cum yet, want to prolong it.
15:30 - 16:30 First orgasm. Gushing thick cum. Carefully controlling it so it oozes and spurts out along my shaft rather than just flying out of view.
Pause to get a towel and clean some cum off of my shaft. My shaft and my hand were so slippery that I couldn't get a good enough grip on myself to keep going.
16:30 - 19:45: Resuming. Toweled off my hands and shaft but my boxers and shirt still have large, obvious cum stains all over them. Desperate, fast stroking.
19:40 - 21:00: Second orgasm. I start leaking more and more cum and it drizzles down my shaft. I ended up covered in cum again and leave the camera on while I clean up a bit. Extremely sensitive.
Phase 2: Fucking Two Pussy Toys to a Third Orgasm (With a curved buttplug in my ass)
(18 Minutes)
After stroking myself to two orgasms, I'm feeling a huge urge to fuck a warm, wet pussy.
21:00 - 22:00: Showing my Njoy plug. My cock has mostly gone soft. Lubing my ass under the blanket and sliding the plug up my ass.
Brief pause to lube up my toys and get myself hard again (and deal with a cat trying to walk on my head)
22:00 - 25:00 Introducing one of my smaller realistic pussy toys, fucking it a bit, then showing a larger toy and fucking that one. Fucking the toys slowly and really enjoying it.
25:00 - 33:00: Switching back and forth between the two pussy toys, fucking them hard. Speeding up, slowing down, edging, etc. Reapplying lube.
33:00: Cut for emergency re-lubing.
33:00 - 38:00: Buildup, fucking hard, whimpering, moaning, desperation.
38:00 - 39:10: Third Orgasm. I cum very hard deep inside the toy. Mixture of cum and lube all over my cock now.
Phase 3: Using The Handy, synced to VR blowjob porn.
(10 Minutes)
At this point I'm extremely sensitive and am really craving a certain type of stimulation: a blowjob.
39:10 - 41:00: Showing The Handy, an automated stroker toy. I use the TrueGrip Gen 2 Sleeve, and sync it up to my VR Headset (Quest 3) and watch a VR blowjob vid on SexLikeReal.com.
41:00 - 47:50: Getting a VR blowjob as my Handy perfectly syncs to the movements the actress in the video is making. She alternates between sucking and jerking me. Slower strokes = blowjob, faster = handjob. I really like having the tip worked, so I keep lots of the simulation right on the tip and first portion of my shaft.
47:50 - 49:15: Fourth Orgasm. I cum very hard in the sleeve, at the exact moment in the video when the male actor cums in the woman's mouth. I get so sensitive that I have to pull out the power cord. Still hard.
Phase 4: Fucking myself up the ass with the small end of my Njoy Pure Wand
(12 Minutes)
At this point I've been at it for over an hour. Started at about 2:00AM and it's about 3:00AM now. About 10 minutes cut for for prep, cleanup, etc.
49:15 - 50:30: Recapping how I got to four orgasms and how I plan to get the fifth.
50:30 - 51:40: Lubing up the wand, putting it up my ass.
51:40 - 54:20: Immediately leaking cum after it hits my prostate. Went soft, explaining how the combined sensations can take a while to "sync up". Feels incredible even if soft.
54:20 - 57:50: Very carefully fucking my prostate while gently caressing my cock. Whimpering, wave after wave of deep sensation. Milking is difficult because I've cum so many times already.
57:50 - 58:53: Fifth and final orgasm. Writhing, oozing cum, I wasn't able to fully milk my cock (because of too many orgasms just prior) but have an intense, combined orgasm.
58:53 - 01:01:06: "Ok, I did it." Recap. Came five times in just over an hour. About an hour and 15 minutes including the pauses.
Welcome to part one of my first ever proper training series! In this series you will train yourself to have a real, hand free orgasm with just a few words! To complete this series you will need to train with each file until you feel you have mastered the skill it teaches, once you have mastered the skill you can move on to the next file.
This is file one, for this file you will be instructed to touch yourself and while you do we will start the pleasure conditioning process. The goal of this file is to have you orgasm on command, while touching. So, the aim will be to get closer and closer to being able to orgasm when you are told to each time. Now when you start training with the file you might not be able to do it straight away, that's okay. That's why it's so important to keep your training consistent and stay positive throughout the process. The file has the usual safeties of time, place and person so all the pleasure triggers are locked to spaces where you are safe to experience pleasure with people you trust and when you have time.
Make sure that you are in a comfortable spot with plenty of lube (if you need it) and in lose clothes or naked. As long as you can touch what you need to easily that's enough. Have water handy for afterwards. This is a gender neutral series so all can listen and enjoy.
The loop file for this session is about edging, it is learning to control your pleasure and orgasm until you are told to. It is also about linking ideas about liking it when people tell you to cum versus just cumming cause you can, which will help later in the series.
ENJOY!
You will use your breath, mindfulness on your body sensations and all of your senses, along with your mind, guided by my words to create an internal full-body orgasm (dry orgasm). There is no command to orgasm at anytime during this audio so you are to just allow your body to respond as it desires. Maybe you will have more than one orgasm You will be guided to deep breathe and to clench, there are also snaps of energetic zaps sent to your cock/groin.
You don't need to understand Reiki nor Tantra in order to benefit from this. Think of it as, you called me, the professional to guide your body through this process. Hand it all to me and just go with the flow as I guide you. Just like when you go to the doctor, you know what you want the outcome to be, but you don't understand the full process of what he/she is doing to you, you just do as you are instructed to do during the appointment.
The ending has no awakener. It just guides your body to bask in the pleasure of the blissful energy.
Do you want more? WWW.PATREON.COM/NAUTICAMARINA
Out of curiosity one day, I asked my good friend u/KardinalSin if he had any scripts he’d like to hear me perform, and this script () is what he thought of *fucking immediately*. And if you scope out THEM TAGS I’m sure you see why too! Come join this plucky (and quite horny) camp counselor on a classic horror movie-style caper as she fights for her both orgasm and for her life.
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*Most sounds used in this audio that were not made by me are listed in the script itself( ), because Kardy is a very kind person.*
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*“Don’t kill me… please… I’m begging you. You can just let me go… I didn’t see your face… just don’t come any closer… Don’t! … please… please…”*
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**Timestamps (by popular request):**
- 01m:06s – “I need you to fuck me so badly. I crave you.”
- 01m:41s – “I can be as loud as I want.”
- 02m:51s – “You can do everything… anything you want with me.”
- 03m:05s – “I’m so wet. And I know you want to fuck me.”
- 04m:02s – “We could just lay here under the stars and even fall asleep. Don’t you think that would be nice?”
- 08m:24s-09m:21s – Breath Play
- 09m:39s – “I want you to destroy me. Destroy me please. Please, baby!”
- 10m:45s– “Oh god. I’m gonna cum. I’m so close.”
- 11m:18s – “No, don’t tease me… don’t go slower. I wanna cum on your cock right now.”
- 11m:47s – “Look out… Behind you!”
- 12m:01s – “I’ll do whatever you want, just don’t kill me.”
- 12m:34s – “Don’t scream, don’t scream. He can find you if he hears you.”
- 13m:29s – “Maybe there’s someone home… or at least a land line. Fucking something that could help me.”
- 14m:10s – “Be unlocked, be unlocked, be unlocked! Please!”
- 15m:04s – “Is this… oh god is this his fucking blood on me?”
- 15m:53s – “Okay. Panicking is how you die.”
- 16m:29s – “I’m not doing this because I want to. I’m doing this because I have to. I have to survive. Remember that.”
- 17m:06s – “Oh fuck! Be quiet! Be fucking quiet, bitch!”
- 17m:52s – “Just one. Just one little orgasm. One orgasm and I’ll feel better. One orgasm and I can think.”
- 18m:47s – "Cum if you fucking want to live! Goddamn it."
- 18m:53s- 19m:26s – Orgasm
- 19m:53s – “Alright. This fucker wants me so bad? He can come get me. I’m ready for him now.”
- 20m:13s – “Oh god. Great thinking… locking yourself in the bathroom like this is The fucking Shining.”
- 20m:29s – “If you want me, I’m going make you fucking work for it!”
- 20m:56s – “No more running! Let’s finish this NOW!”
- 21m:25s – “Die! Why won’t you fucking die you son of a bitch!”
- 21m:53s – “Oh fuck. What… what the fuck do I do now? I fucking killed a guy!”
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***This script may have been adapted, redacted, modified or interpreted from the original with author permission. I consider myself your collaborator and I am grateful for your efforts. This is a fantasy by adults, for adults, and about adults.***
So I was masturbating, and I'd been edging for a while, and I had the house to myself, and I was really, really close to orgasm, and I suddenly thought "maybe I should record this, because I think it's going to be a big one", and so I hit record, and I came very quickly, very intensely, and frankly this audio is just dirty. Three and a half minutes of pure lust and orgasm.
You know those audios where you skip the intros and just move ahead to the orgasm? You don't need to do that on this one, it starts pretty much straight away. Hope you enjoy!
Hello, Sweeteas! Today’s file is a fun one! It starts with a relatively speedy dial induction to bring you down deep and spindle your arousal into feverish levels. This sets an interesting induction process for future hypno files, but isn’t the main attraction. No, the real fun begins when I condition you to enjoy your orgasm in a whole different way. After you listen, you’ll never experience it quite the same way again. It’ll always feel better, stronger, and last longer. It’ll reach down to your very toes and leave you feeling that bliss for longer and longer. You won’t just cum and call it a day. Oh, no! With this, the pleasure will just keep going and going, better and better. It’s mind-altering! If you want to read the script beforehand you can find it here
Written by compliantscribe
TW: This should be excruciating for the listener as the goal is not to cum until right at the end for the handsfree ruined orgasm. Would be awesome if that works :)
Hello, Sweeteas!
Today’s file is a fun one! It starts with a relatively speedy dial induction to bring you down deep and spindle your arousal into feverish levels. This sets an interesting induction process for future hypno files, but isn’t the main attraction.
No, the real fun begins when I condition you to enjoy your orgasm in a whole different way. After you listen, you’ll never experience it quite the same way again. It’ll always feel better, stronger, and last longer. It’ll reach down to your very toes and leave you feeling that bliss for longer and longer. You won’t just cum and call it a day. Oh, no! With this, the pleasure will just keep going and going, better and better. It’s mind-altering!
If you want to read the script beforehand you can find it here
Hello, Sweeteas! Today’s file is a fun one! It starts with a relatively speedy dial induction to bring you down deep and spindle your arousal into feverish levels. This sets an interesting induction process for future hypno files, but isn’t the main attraction. No, the real fun begins when I condition you to enjoy your orgasm in a whole different way. After you listen, you’ll never experience it quite the same way again. It’ll always feel better, stronger, and last longer. It’ll reach down to your very toes and leave you feeling that bliss for longer and longer. You won’t just cum and call it a day. Oh, no! With this, the pleasure will just keep going and going, better and better. It’s mind-altering! If you want to read the script beforehand you can find it here
Podcasturbation #08-0629: Ruined Orgasm
We explore (and experience) the exquisite agony of the ruined orgasm.
(There are some silence gaps on this recording)
Produced by Onania.Org/asm
Hello again, GWA. My first post was a long and completely wordless Ramblefap, so I thought I'd change things up today and do an Improvisation.
It's a bit long..about 23 minutes, and is full of frantic, whispering, loving sex. Would have been louder but was trying not to be overheard by roommates.
I edge multiple times, and orgasm twice, very hard each time. My real orgasms are at roughly 16:50 (vaginal) and 21:05 (oral). The urgent buildup to the big shared orgasm starts around the 16 minute mark.
The setup: I'm masturbating, trying to be quiet, and you walk in. I whisper about how turned on and sensitive I am and how much I need you right now. We desperately fuck each other's brains out for about 15 minutes and cum hard together at the exact same time. I am so turned on that I need to immediately cum again, and you suck me off. I lick the cum out of your pussy and mouth and kiss you repeatedly.
Lots of L-Bombs, some Good Girls, and a lot of praise. Very dirty, but very sweet.
!! This is a work of erotic fiction made by an adult performer; all characters are sapphic adults; my content is only for people 18+. !! -> I came without permission. Goddess has decided to punish me by letting an entire groupchat control my orgasm instead of just her. <- via
Summary: You try to wake your girlfriend up with her vibrator, but she catches you in the act and takes control of the vibrator for herself. She gives you bratty attitude at the beginning, so you have to punish her with a lot of tit slaps. She asks you to jerk off over her while she takes care of herself.
Written, Performed, and Sfx by: Honey Hays aka u/YourSoleDesire69
Hope you enjoy this custom ramble I did a while back. I'm so excited to finally share it with y'all. Apologies for a few minor sounds quality issues that I can't really fix, I recorded over a month ago, and I like to think I've improved on that front.
Part I: Admitting my fantasy to the listener leads to me having my ass licked and fingered for the first time, and then to me demonstrating exactly how I fuck myself in the ass and give myself a prostate “Super orgasm”...
After giving myself a full-body, toe-curling prostate orgasm with the small end, I clean up, lube up again, and fuck myself with the big end. I work up to another incredible prostate orgasm within minutes. Still feeling incredibly horny after, I fuck one of my pussy toys while still fucking my ass and have two more really good combined orgasms.
I start out spreading and aggressively fingering my ass, then insert the small end of the wand, rotate it upward to hit my prostate, and very carefully fuck myself with it until I milk my cock and have a massive prostate orgasm.
On a visit to the doctor for a physical, you mention to him that you've been having difficulty recently reaching orgasm. He enthusiastically helps you to reach a couple of delightful orgasms with some rather unorthodox examination techniques. Just try not to let the people in the waiting room hear you when you come ;)
Gentle and intimate with a slight splash of Dom/sub, and a lovely orgasm for me. Hope it works for you too xx
So I have the house to myself, can make some noise, and fancied a really wet orgasm. I've been horny all afternoon,so this one was really welcome and pretty intense. I'm on my back, stroking myself with far too much oil, so expect a whole bunch of very wet sounds. Oh, and a humdinger of a loud orgasm. Hope you enjoy :)