You're a Mind-reader and it turns out your Shy Best Friend has CONSTANT PERVERTED THOUGHTS about you
What he says: "Err... I don't know if I'd be into that. I don't think I'm really... all that submissive..."
What he's thinking: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY
Summary: An experimental new treatment you've been undergoing has resulted in your mind becoming temporarily attuned to the thought patterns of others nearby. So far, you've decided not to tell anyone about this strange ability you've acquired. It's an ordinary day and you've come to pick up your friend from his university.