Despite the fact that I have to avoid the ceiling fans in your house, I am the perfect height to give forehead kisses which makes this a massive perk
My hoodie is like a blanket on you wow
You still think you're so much better than me? Prove it, then.
Breeding kink audios: for those who want the thrill of breeding without actually having kids from it
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You could also refer to this audio as "Stuck Between A Wall And A Hard Place"
There's an "oh we're just studying anatomy/sexuality" joke here that I completely missed the opportunity to make
Thanks to LachAudios for the cameo!
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Cockwarming: for when you like sleep and sex equal amounts
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with how many dad jokes i've made, a ddlg kink was inevitable
I put up a stack of boxes next to me for this audio and at least half of them were cereal boxes I got on a sale
I haven't been to a hotel for months due to current world events, and when I come back they better still have waffle makers
You've been dating for some time, and while he's usually more dominant during lewd times... you know something is up. Everything starts to make sense when you find a strapon in a drawer by his bed. And when this opportunity presents itself, how could you pass it up?
wait. this isn't ranch
Do you want "bred" as in breeding, or "bread" as in a sandwich? Actually- I'll just get you both.
By opening this audio, you've now leveled up. I would say that you gained +1 in your coolness stat, but that's already maxed out for you holy heck you're rad
I tried thinking of a pun for this description, but all my vampire jokes suck
Your heart is racing. It must be because you're scared of me, the big terrifying monster, right? ...What do you mean it's because you're aroused?
You know, these tentacle arms actually have some non-sexual uses as well. See this one? It's got Bluetooth.
