Despite the fact that I have to avoid the ceiling fans in your house, I am the perfect height to give forehead kisses which makes this a massive perk
You still think you're so much better than me? Prove it, then.
Breeding kink audios: for those who want the thrill of breeding without actually having kids from it
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You could also refer to this audio as "Stuck Between A Wall And A Hard Place"
There's an "oh we're just studying anatomy/sexuality" joke here that I completely missed the opportunity to make
Thanks to LachAudios for the cameo!
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Cockwarming: for when you like sleep and sex equal amounts
with how many dad jokes i've made, a ddlg kink was inevitable
I put up a stack of boxes next to me for this audio and at least half of them were cereal boxes I got on a sale
I haven't been to a hotel for months due to current world events, and when I come back they better still have waffle makers
You've been dating for some time, and while he's usually more dominant during lewd times... you know something is up. Everything starts to make sense when you find a strapon in a drawer by his bed. And when this opportunity presents itself, how could you pass it up?
Do you want "bred" as in breeding, or "bread" as in a sandwich? Actually- I'll just get you both.
I tried thinking of a pun for this description, but all my vampire jokes suck
Your heart is racing. It must be because you're scared of me, the big terrifying monster, right? ...What do you mean it's because you're aroused?
You know, these tentacle arms actually have some non-sexual uses as well. See this one? It's got Bluetooth.
oh no! guess we'll be staying in bed for the entire week together
Have you ever seen "The School of Rock"? Yeah, it's like that, but with a vampire, and a very different plotline
Did you know? The best way to get rid of morning wood is to masturbate a bunch. Incredible
