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Good Lord, I Feel Like I'm Dying

06:50
More like, "Good Lord, I SOUND like I'm dying!" So, I foolishly decided to take on kittypurrry's "No Fucks Given" challenge, where you can't drop even ONE SINGLE F-bomb. Turns out I enjoyed it WAY too much, and ended up having two orgasms and overstimulating myself after the 2nd one that I started sounding like a madwoman. Eh, listen for yourself.
06:50
So, I've been getting numerous reports about your overtly flirtatious demeanor and your inappropriate attire in this workplace. So, sit down---we need to have a talk...or maybe more. ;)
22:55