It's been a year since we decided to be a couple and you've wanted us to be a family for a few months now. Well, now I'm ready to make you pregnant, baby girl.
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A ride home from the office holiday party turns into a game of White Elephant when he is left completely gift-less. Little does he know that she's been planning something the whole night.
You met your boyfriend on GWA but now you're really horny! It's a shame you're dating long distance. That's okay because he's going to tell you how to get off.
Hey, is that our neighbors? Getting it on with their windows open? And you want to show off for them too?!
/u/Fenska asks "How fast can you cum?" httsp://redd.it/6o9531
Pretty damn fast it turns out.
Doing Rileaux's Accent Challenge. Post here:
u/handinmycookiejar challenged me to complete a questionaire. So I did the Proust Questionaire:
Link to Questionnaire: