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Happy Anniversary To My Ex And Happy Birthday To Me

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TAGS: DESCRIPTION: You sent me a wedding invitation. I am not surprised you are getting married to someone who looks like me but the Walmart version. What surprised me was the date of your wedding. It's my birthday. You, getting married on my birthday. How come you get this idea when you clearly can choose any other day from 364 days? You are my toxic ex-boyfriend who has the best cock I ever had. Inviting me, your toxic ex-girlfriend, who will be the birthday girl when you are getting married. You are creative, I must say. You got me, bullseye. Right on the spot. AUTHOR: u/youronlynora on Reddit
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TAGS: DESCRIPTION: Mommy was having a hard time deciding what to get you for your birthday this year so she thought she'd sneak a look on your computer to get some ideas only to find out her good boy is obsessed with anal porn. Excellent! Now Mommy has the perfect idea for what to get you. She decides the best present for her ass obsessed son is a realistic big butt sex toy and a year's subscription to his favourite big booty pornstar's OnlyFans but that's not the only asscentric present she's got you and since it's your birthday Mommy's gonna give you a very special birthday treat. AUTHOR: u/NeverSoRightly on Reddit
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TAGS: to DESCRIPTION: For weeks you’ve had the sweetest dreams about going steady with your cheerleader crush. Dates, movies, making out... Generally leading a romantic double-life in your dreams. Until her pushy older sister shows up and reveals the truth: you’ve been seduced by a succubus who wants your seed, and your soul. Now it’s time to wake up and pay up. AUTHOR: u/Mental_Trap on Reddit COLLABORATION WITH: u/BrittanyBabbles on Reddit
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TAGS: DESCRIPTION: You've been trying to talk to that little nerd you fucked a few weeks ago for a while, but he's managed to evade you for longer than you expected. He couldn't hide forever though, you finally got your hands on him. Now all thats left is to convince him to have some more fun with you, and you have more than a few good ideas on how to do that. AUTHOR: u/Future_Heart_8684 on Reddit
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Your MILF neighbor needed help in her yard, and you were more than happy to help out. When she sees you in the shower, she confesses to wanting you for a lot more than help with household chores, and she’s just bewildered when she finds out you’ve never been with a girl. She decides she’s going to show you what a REAL blowjob feels like, and she’s so excited to make your porn fantasies into reality while comforting you, teasing you, and guiding you every step of the way to a hot swallow finish.
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TAGS: DESCRIPTION: Your girlfriend’s strict mother knows you’re a bad boy, and knows you only want one thing from dating her daughter. Warning her or warning you off isn’t working, so she’s decided to make sure you’re unable to take advantage of her...by very thoroughly draining all your cum herself! Not that she’s enjoying this, you understand—it’s all for the sake of her daughter. No, honestly! AUTHOR: u/Icedrake402 on Reddit
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TAGS: DESCRIPTION: A cocky attitude can get you into trouble, if you're not careful. You've been learning that the hard way, during tonight's wrestling match! Chances are, your opponent will beat you soon...and THEN she's going to have her way with you, as per the rules that you so foolishly insisted upon! NOTE: The speaker refers to her strap-on as a "cock" and/or "dick" several times throughout the script. If you're not comfortable with that, then consider yourself warned. AUTHOR: u/fluff-cunningham on Reddit
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TAGS: DESCRIPTION: You’ve been getting away with sneakily watching your sister’s hot friend around the house. She’s visiting from school for a little while, and it’s driving you crazy! You think you’ve gone uncaught, but in a close-call you accidentally dropped your phone… and all of its browser history full of college-girl porn. You’re busted. What you’re not expecting, however, is that even though she sounds mad as hell she isn’t going anywhere or telling anyone. In fact, she’s almost daring you to live out your porn fantasies with her. She doesn’t think you actually have the nerve to do something like what you see in your videos. Can you prove her wrong? AUTHOR: u/navighost052900
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