By thelochnesscumslut 122
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DESCRIPTION: You sent me a wedding invitation. I am not surprised you are getting married to someone who looks like me but the Walmart version. What surprised me was the date of your wedding.
It's my birthday.
You, getting married on my birthday. How come you get this idea when you clearly can choose any other day from 364 days?
You are my toxic ex-boyfriend who has the best cock I ever had. Inviting me, your toxic ex-girlfriend, who will be the birthday girl when you are getting married. You are creative, I must say. You got me, bullseye. Right on the spot.
AUTHOR: u/youronlynora on Reddit
