Starring the lovely /u/vi0letlight's voice and Texas's unlovely falsetto voice
The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well.
Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry.
If I wasn't already such a big nerd, I probably wouldn't have agreed to do this in the first place.
A rendition of Coldplay's "Houston #1," performed in Miami. Recorded on August 29th, 2017.