Hot Chick at the Dry Cleaners Secretly Licks the Cum off of your Laundry
The overworked laundry lady really wants to get with you but doesn't know how. Maybe airing some of your dirty laundry will help her get what she wants.
That hot TV news weather reporter gives you jerk-off instructions. It stars with a more-or-less mundane weather report, but the meteorological terminology gradually becomes more and more suggestive.
Your car breaks down by the woods of Sleepy Hollow on a full moon. The chances of running into the Headless Horseman are about as likely as a Werewolf right? As the wind picks up, there is an eerie chill in the air and you come face to face with the legend himself, but instead of fear you are drawn to him or rather your mouth is drawn to his very swollen needy head.
I have been gone on an adventure for a bit and wanted to share with all of you just how good it feels to cum back <33
You are riding on an airplane, but instead of the typical uhs, the pilot announcement features moans instead.
Encouraged by my Mom, I go to a speed dating event and it goes as expected. I mostly improved this, but some of the jokes and phrases I have actually said to real men on real dates. When I get nervous, I get awkward. It’s really my worst and most amusing trait. I hope you enjoy this, if it makes you feel uncomfortable, and gives you a few laughs I will consider my goal achieved.
A short parody ad for a dildo company.
Voice Verification for Realm of Erotic Audio
I celebrate 100 X followers by talking movies with an old friend of mine.
Ellen - Tryout sample
