(These are plenty of smaller moments that felt like they were worth recognition, but I would have made an essay-long time-stamp block and I didn't think that was worth it! Instead, here's the broad outline, and I'll let you find the special moments~)
0:00 - 3:30: Introduction
3:30 - 7:25: Taking off clothes, sex dreams, etc.,
8:50 - 13:50: Edging~
13:50 - 20:10: I officially begin rambling, still edging!
20:10: While using the wand, I make the most fluttery noise I've ever heard in my life?
22:50 - 27:00: I've gone off the deep end
27:00 - End: Conclusion/Thanks