This was mostly a request fill for someone, but I absolutely loved the idea and making the audio. I know it's a pretty touchy audio, but I hope it's enjoyable.
Summary: You are crying in your synagogue’s kitchen on Purim, the holiday where everyone is commanded to drink a lot and have a lot of fun. You are having no fun. That annoying junior rabbi has come to get you into the main sanctuary, because the skit/spiel is about to start and then you have a fight, and then - fuck. The door is… locked. From the outside. Huh.