Absurd Erotic Audio Sex Stories

Written by PnyxWasHere and adapted with permission Your Hot, Young Half-Aunt Tells You About The Dream She Had Last Night aka aka SFX homemade and from Epidemic Sound

An Elf Girl And A Forest Nymph Fight For Your Cum

By LurkyDip 693
43:52

Absurd

Calling You 'Fuckface'

Script and audio editing by u/PnyxWasHere Starring u/Alea_iacta_est_irA as the Real Elf who is very good at eating pussy SFX from Freesound (CC0) and Zapsplat

You Fuck Your Two Best Friends For Your Birthday

By LurkyDip 693
64:38

Cock-Sucking Competition

Girl On Girl

Fucking Two Girls Kissing

Script & Edit by PnyxWasHere, starring Alea_iacta_est_irA as Ash You Fuck Your Two Best Friends For Your Birthday SFX from ZapSplat, Freesound (CC0) and homemade

Your Slavic Roommate Goes Feral For Your Glow-In-The-Dark Cock

By LurkyDip 693
36:08

do you have a flashlight I can use?”

“Fuck a glow-in-the-dark baby into me!!!”

Script by u/PnyxWasHere Edit by u/Disco_Goblin All SFX from Freesound CC0 or made live

You Fuck Your Adorkable Neighbor’s Throat And Pussy In The Elevator You’re Stuck In

By OpalescentTofu 82
26:22

Absurd

F4M

Script Fill

“We have to fuck our way out”

“We’re still not moving”

so but so debatable u/OpalescentTofu

Aliens Told Me to Make Wet Sounds with Green Apples or the Script that Nobody Will Ever Fill

By Lustful_Crunch 145
16:26

Absurd

A4A

Shitpost

Ridiculous Performer Requests

Nonsensical

Llamas Fighting

Frogs Eating Cotton Candy

Outerspace

Underwater

By /u/totallynotnatalie

What I Really Love About You Is Your Dirty Mime

By LurkyDip 693
28:24

I Guess We Have to Fuck the Mime?

Trick For Going Balls Deep

Ride your Face

Cowgirl

Make out on top of you

Script by fischji (Ryan) Audio editing by PnyxWasHere using SFX from Freesound (CC0) and homemade. Starring Alea_iacta_est_irA Alea: A young woman with a knack for typos and a weird ability Lurky: Her BFF and all around naughty girl Dirty Mime: The listener, a magical and extremely filthy silent participant Audio commissions open, email me: comms@lurkyaudio.com

Your Babysitter Became a Little Attached to You and Your Kids

By noceurasmr 90
06:45

Sickeningly Sweet and Absurd

F4M

Babysitter x Single Father

Mister

Moving Away Soon

Please Don't Let Me Leave

I Love You and Your Kids

A (cream)Pi Day Labour of Lust

By Lord_Bartex 146
41:07

SexFarce Production Presents

Commercial Breaks

Food Play Gone Wrong

Alternative Phone Sex

Silly Hook-up Ads

Porn Film Gone …?

Dirty Charades

Featuring the voices of: u/8mementomori6 u/BonSoirAnxiety u/Dancehall_Dom u/fischji u/Girl_In_Dungarees u/HanulSkyGirl u/Lord_Bartex u/Readerr7 u/Sexfairy1987 u/Sly-Raconteur u/traceur_erotique Special thanks to u/MyAuralFixation for managing the project and co-editing.

Baby, will you be my Cum Clown?

By CoastalKestral_725 283
08:50

Synopsis: The speaker has come up with alliterated pet names for you, at least one for each letter, and all have something to do with cum. Names like Baby Batter Baron, Cum Clown, etc. Won't you be a good Cum Clown and listen to them? Script by canon69.