Written by PnyxWasHere and adapted with permission
Your Hot, Young Half-Aunt Tells You About The Dream She Had Last Night aka aka
SFX homemade and from Epidemic Sound
Script and audio editing by u/PnyxWasHere
Starring u/Alea_iacta_est_irA as the Real Elf who is very good at eating pussy
SFX from Freesound (CC0) and Zapsplat
Script & Edit by PnyxWasHere, starring Alea_iacta_est_irA as Ash
You Fuck Your Two Best Friends For Your Birthday
SFX from ZapSplat, Freesound (CC0) and homemade
Featuring the voices of:
u/8mementomori6
u/BonSoirAnxiety
u/Dancehall_Dom
u/fischji
u/Girl_In_Dungarees
u/HanulSkyGirl
u/Lord_Bartex
u/Readerr7
u/Sexfairy1987
u/Sly-Raconteur
u/traceur_erotique
Special thanks to u/MyAuralFixation for managing the project and co-editing.
Synopsis: The speaker has come up with alliterated pet names for you, at least one for each letter, and all have something to do with cum. Names like Baby Batter Baron, Cum Clown, etc. Won't you be a good Cum Clown and listen to them? Script by canon69.
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