By slovenly_southern 47
18:51
After a being stood up, and broken up with, you're definitely not in the mood for fun times. But being my roommate, (and my bestie!) I at least have to try to cheer you up.
You know, I heard you talking to your ex... something about strap-ons and lots of lube.
I know, I'm gay, and you're a lesbian, but... maybe, just this once, I can be a girl for you?
Sweet! Now pass me those thigh-highs!
