Tags say it all. But seriously...send more dick pics PLEASE. Or better yet, videos!!! Because I can't focus at work and I have to get myself off and doesn't that make you feel good? That I actually am TRANSFIXED by your cock? It should make you feel good!
This one was a really long, really weird journey. I get pissed off about people sending me dick pics and trying to figure out who I am. I do a mind-blowing Batman impersonation. I talk about the importance of taking care of your mental health and then start giggling. If you make it all the way through, you are either patient or a masochist.