This sectary has had enough shit from his boss, and it's time to flip the tables a little...
Premise
You (the listener) have been slipping a little at work, and it hasn't gone unnoticed by your manager. She's tried everything with you, but to her frustration, you just haven't improved. She's got one last trick up her sleeve... and this one is a real motivator.
/u/lorekeeper-herm Fuck your friend for me, or you're both fired! ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Hello, boys. I don't know if you've noticed the date on the newspapers your handlers line your cages with, but it's 2017 and women don't put up with that bullshit anymore. So why don't you apologize right now before you get into even deeper shit, mmkay? So. You're both looking to fuck something, huh? Well luckily for you…I'm horny too.
Oh no. You're not fucking me. You're fucking each other. Do as I say and entertain me, and you both keep your jobs. Sound like a deal?