Kind of
Summary: Your girlfriend thought it would be fun to greet you when you get home from work... with a fake English accent and silly exaggerated Britishisms. She refuses quit the bit until you fuck it out of her.
Written and Performed by: Lady Scarlett Blush (u/Evanescent_Blush)
Where else can you find me?
Check out my carrd!
I know you think about it...
Summary: I guess assuming things won't get me anywhere, I'm going to shame you into action. I bet you're boring when you cum. I bet I'd fall asleep before you finish. I bet you'd fuck up a good time.
Words to Describe Listener: Fucking punk. Boring. Fucking pathetic. Disappointing. Useless. Weaponized incompetence. Clueless. A little bitch. However, no body parts are mentioned - no genders or anatomy.