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What Do Millennials Do On The Weekend: A Father’s Day Hike ,,, ,,,,
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“That’s right baby girl, remind me you’re an animal.
That’s my wild, fucking feral wife and I’m gonna breed that pussy right here under the wide open sky.”
Have you ever wondered what do millennial dad’s do on the weekends? The best answer: walk outside in the woods, go to a farmers market, or try to sneak in a quick fuck while the kids are asleep. This weekend, you’re hitting 2 out of 3 thanks to your lovably feral golden retriever himbo husband. Enjoy this little slice of the life in the great outdoors.
Summary: Have you ever wondered what do millennial dad’s do on the weekends? The best answer: walk outside in the woods, go to a farmers market, or try to sneak in a quick fuck while the kids are asleep. This weekend, you’re hitting 2 out of 3 thanks to your lovably feral golden retriever himbo husband. Enjoy this little slice of the life in the great outdoors ⛰️⛰️⛰️
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You two have been best friends and roommates for years, with a connection that’s always felt like more than friendship, though fear has kept you silent about your feelings. He’s respected the boundaries, but tonight, after another rough date, you find comfort in his bed once again. Only this time, it feels like everything might change, as unspoken emotions begin to surface.
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Your oblivious best friend isn’t getting the hint you love and adore them with all your heart. Hopefully, a love letter will help you escape this friendzone hell.
During a pajama movie date, you decide to finally invite the sweetest person ever, your partner, into your room and reveal your special interest collection.
You two have been best friends and roommates for years, with a connection that’s always felt like more than friendship, though fear has kept you silent about your feelings. He’s respected the boundaries, but tonight, after another rough date, you find comfort in his bed once again. Only this time, it feels like everything might change, as unspoken emotions begin to surface.
