You've recently woken up on the shore of some far away, almost uninhabited island. The only "person" there is a lamia girl who is VERY interested in you. You might just have to oblige her, since the island is teeming with all sorts of dangerous animals and other threats, and she's the only one who can protect you.
An old-timey sailor awakens on a foreign isle, his body covered in sand and seaweed as the surf washes over his legs. His shirt is nowhere to be found, and his pants are in tatters, but he’s lucky to be alive, and things could be worse. After all, the island seems pretty lush, and more importantly, he’s been rescued by a ridiculously hot mermaid with great tits…although he’s uncertain how to deal with her bottom half. She’s far from the monster that he’s heard of in tales, and sure he still has to figure out how to survive and get home…but in the meantime, what harm is there in having a little meaningless fling?
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FERD, means something's wrong hehe.
Ok, that one's too specific, but the quartet FRED is a good starting point ^-^