I have been having trouble staying hydrated lately and I know that folks 'round these parts really like begging audios so this little piece came to mind. I hope someone finds it pleasing. If not, it is kind of funny in the melodramatic sense. An alternate title could be: "Pun Demonstrates How to Be Funny by Being Serious."
A melodramatic princess who is *very interested* in getting ravished. But alas! the listener is a chivalrous knight, and the poor princess has her work cut out for her. Luckily, she's quite skilled with her hands, and plies that talent to good effect.
The Hand-Job Princess
Written by: Chris Hailey
Performed by: Scarlett Blush
The Hand-job Princess is fun (and very naughty) comedic tale, reminiscent of the raunchy ribaldry stories of the Middle Ages.
In this fairytale, the knight saves the princess from a band of robbers. In return, the princess wishes to give him a token of her affection, her virginity. In fact, she very much insists that he takes it since he ruined all her fun with those robbers.
In the end, The Hand-job Princess and you, her ravishing knight, can expect to have a very happy ending.
