Written by fischji
Music is Tiramisu by Joseph Beg on Epidemic Sound
Footsteps & door from Epidemic Sound
Jizz from Envato
All other SFX made live
Audio ends 49:53, then paper crackling and bloopers
Written by LC-1987
Loving Trad-Wife Looks Like a Lady but Fucks Like a Whore - Daddy-Free Edition
The SFX were mostly made live with some from Epidemic Sound.
Script and audio editing by u/PnyxWasHere
Starring u/Alea_iacta_est_irA as the Real Elf who is very good at eating pussy
SFX from Freesound (CC0) and Zapsplat