Your speaker is stuck in a loveless marriage that has left her frustrated and unsatisfied for too long, and she has found the perfect tool to relieve these frustrations- although you do require a little convincing...
You locked yourself out of your house during a thunderstorm. Luckily your older next-door neighbor is more than happy to help you out.
THE SCENE:
Hmmm... looks like you've got some late fees. Let's see what that comes to, shall we?
Huh... now that is a tidy sum, wouldn't you say? How long have you had these? A *whole year*? Guess that explains it. You didn't think it would be quite this high, did you? Yes, well, we've raised our late fees considerably in the past couple of months. Helps discourage people from hanging on to their books for too long.
*Most* people, anyway. Tsk, tsk...
Oh... you don't have enough money with you? *Well*... we'll just have to come to some sort of... arrangement. (pause) Won't we?
Original F4M written by: u/Stray_Thoughts
F4F script flip written by: u/DPP_NewFrost
Editing by: u/Kilbeggan32
all of reddit!!
THE SCENE:
Hmmm... looks like you've got some late fees. Let's see what that comes to, shall we?
Huh... now that is a tidy sum, wouldn't you say? How long have you had these? A *whole year*? Guess that explains it. You didn't think it would be quite this high, did you? Yes, well, we've raised our late fees considerably in the past couple of months. Helps discourage people from hanging on to their books for too long.
*Most* people, anyway. Tsk, tsk...
Oh... you don't have enough money with you? *Well*... we'll just have to come to some sort of... arrangement. (pause) Won't we?
Original F4M written by: u/Stray_Thoughts
F4F script flip written by: u/DPP_NewFrost
Editing by: u/Kilbeggan32
all of reddit!!
