A lovely, spooky shitpost that is so theatrical you'll wonder if its not the hottest piece of vampire theater this summer!! Thanks to my number one gal u/HannahSlamma for her being well, Girl 1 <3
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For today’s collab, Girl 1 (u/HannahSlamma) and Girl 2 (u/RuthieRen) are playing two of the strongest vampire hunters alive, feared worldwide for our ruthless efficiency and hunting prowess. For the past few months, we have been hunting down one of the oldest and most powerful vampires to ever walk the Earth... Dracula. Recently, we have been closing in on his location - wiping out allies, narrowing down his strongholds, and coming ever closer to erasing the greatest evil the world has ever seen. On the night of this audio, the two of us are resting in your abode, sure of our upcoming victory. But could a surprising piece of technology change the tides of war?
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This stunning shitpost was written by the wonderfully talented u/Branford6 (). Originally inspired by this tweet (), the story takes on a freakish undead life of its own much like the eponymous vampire it stars. Edited by u/HannahSlamma.
