I apologize in advance, but here is even more fake rapping ridiculousness.
As I continue to choose to cover songs that are in general not well suited for females and in particular not in any way right for me.
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:-D
Witty fake raps some more! You've been clamoring for it! You've demanded more! (actually you haven't - but I did it anyway...
With apologies to Shock G...
Welcome back, slut. I knew you would be back. Why? Because I know that greedy little hole between your legs needs to be satisfied or you can’t function.
Poor little baby.
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Thank you to u/candiedlips for the script. I improv'd a bit there when I got really into it, hope you don't mind. I'm very picky with scripts so I'm happy I found you within five minutes of searching.
Original script.