Found this request from u/LonelyButCool16 today and felt like I should give it a go. This is entirely fantasy, created for adults by an adult.
"We're both teenagers and just get done after a day of high school. After getting home, you flop down on the bed and I crawl over to straddle you. We laugh and joke around a little, and things start gettin hot af, and we start making out. I ask if your parents will be home any time soon, and you say no, so we start undressing each other."
For some reason I decided to really work the awkward, innocent and laughing angle. Probably too much, but hey the request was specifically for a lot of laughing.
Gosh I'm doing all this syrupy sweet stuff. I need to do something dirty AF next time. Comments, PMs etc. Always welcome.
Hello??
Are you there?
Crap, voicemail.
You didn’t answer. Actually, maybe I’m glad you didn’t answer.
Ok, so.
Oh god, maybe I shouldn’t….
Maybe I’ll just hang up.
Oh, but if I just hang up you’ll just hear me being confused.
You’ll just have these ramblings and maybe that’s worse.
Ok, I guess I’m doing this.
Where do I start?
I don’t know where to start.
Start at the beginning I guess.
Do you remember when we watched the fireworks together?
Last week?
Well… it’s like… I mean, I’ve looked at you a million different times. But it was like I was seeing you for the first time.
We were sitting on the beach and the way you looked caught my eye.
Your head was thrown back and you were laughing and your face was lit up by the fireworks and you just looked so happy.
And seeing you so happy made me happy.
And I realised that I’m happiest when I’m with you.
And I feel so silly that I never realised it before.
It’s like it’s been staring me right in the face but I was too close to see it.
And we’ve never taken that step, you know?
It’s like it wasn’t even something that ever entered my mind.
You were always with someone, or I was always with someone, and I guess I never looked at you that way.
You were just my friend, and, to be clear, if this doesn’t go the way I want it to go, I don’t ever want you not to be my friend.
It’s just, maybe…. Maybe we could be more?
And now we’re both single for the first time ever, and I think maybe we’d be good together?
I don’t know.
My head has been in the clouds all week, I haven't been able to focus on anything.
I’ve gotten no work done because I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you.
And all the things I like about you.
All your little gestures have been swimming around my mind.
The way you snort a little when something really makes you laugh*.
The way you get those adorable little frown wrinkles around your eyes when you’re really focusing on something.
And the way you always place me on the inside of the street when we’re walking somewhere.
And the way you are so goddamn specific about how you take your tea.
And the way you make everyone feel so comfortable in your presence.
It’s like, It’s like you always know what I need, and you do it without even putting any thought into it.
You take care of me, and it comes as naturally to you as breathing.
Everything about you just makes me happy.
The way you geek out about that podcast you love.
And all those ridiculous graphic tees you own, they just make me smile. And the way you always carry floss because “You never know when something’s gonna get stuck in your teeth. “
The way you always fall asleep every time we put a film on.
Seriously, it could be the scariest horror film and you’re just there, snoring away.
It makes me laugh, how deeply you sleep, I swear the house could fall down around you and you’d happily sleep right through it.
And I’ve been thinking about your hands and how comfortably they’d fit in mine.
And how cosy it is when we’re just chilling on the couch and how much cosier I’d feel if we were in bed together.
Sleeping, I mean if we were sleeping in the same bed.
Oh god, what am I doing?
Am I even making sense?
It’s just, I’ve been thinking about how safe I feel when I’m around you.
I’m able to be completely myself, and honestly, I can count on one hand how many people I feel that way around.
And I love, I love how passionately you talk about the things you love.
I could sit and listen to you wax lyrical about your stupid video games for hours.
The useless lore I have learned because of you will stay in my head forever.
And you’re so funny. You make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt, and my stomach hurts, and my eyes water, and then I look at you, and you’re laughing too, and we laugh together for what feels like forever, until I have to walk away to catch my breath.
You're just so, so, goddamn cute and I like you so much, and I just want to always be around you.
You’re my favourite person.
I just think you’re perfect, or at least, perfect for me.
Maybe… I think… I hope.
I’m hoping you’ll be my person.
What am I doing?
Anyway, that was me, bearing my heart and soul.
So if you… if you feel the same, let me know, and maybe we could go out?
On a date, I mean. We go out together all the time. I mean I want us to go out.
This is me saying I want to take you on a date.
And… and… if you don’t feel the same that’s ok.
Nothing has to change.
We’ll just carry on the way we’ve always been.
Because your friendship is so important to me.
I don’t ever want you not to be in my life, and whatever way you want to be in my life is fine with me.
Ok, I’m going to go and obsessively look at my phone waiting for you to get back to me.
Call me back, sooner rather than later, please?
Bye.
You’ve gone through the trouble to come all the way to the base to see McCree, and you’re not leaving without getting something special.
Contains: Dirty talk, Sex, Oral Sex, Semi Public Sex, Almost Getting Caught, Doggy Style, Implied Listener with a Vagina (No use of gendered pronouns or genitalia however)
It’s another commission audio! This was commissioned and written by @theblueringoctopussy on tumblr!
This audio has been tagged as implied listener with a vagina, mostly for sounds and a few of the lines that McCree says, but there’s no gendered pronouns or genitalia reference in the audio. However, I would suggest reading over the script before listening to be sure nothing is triggering for you! I’ve marked the lines in bold in the script below!
~Audio Transcript Below~
McCree: -Next time around we should probably send Genji in first, get’em to sweep the small fries and I’ll come in with-
McCree: I have a what now? A visitor? How did they get past- okay, okay. I’ll be right back y’all. Don’t go assigning me to nothing silly while I’m gone!
McCree: What are you doing here? You know I don’t like it when you come to headquarters, it’s way too-
McCree: You wanted to bring me lunch? Well shoot, and here I am being an ass to you, darling. I’m sorry.
McCree: Haha! No you’re right, I know I don’t deserve you. You’re always too good to me. How’d you get past the guards anyway?
McCree: Sweet talked em? Well you are a sweet talker. Probably ‘cause you got such sweet lips…
McCree: What are you?-
McCree: Oh, I see you didn’t just wanna bring me lunch. Well, let me show you how thankful I am for you coming by. We just gotta We gotta We gotta be quiet, believe it or not the walls are thin as hell.
McCree: Sit down on that the desk for me. It’s alright, just push that aside, those papers aint that important. Reyes is always pissed, babe. Now go on, I gotta get back to my meeting.
McCree: Now let’s get these pants off. And… your underwear… Open your legs for me… there we go….. You came all the way down here to bring me lunch, be a shame if I let it go to waste. I gotta dirty mind? Well I guess I can Heh, that’s what a thought…
McCree: Shhh shhh, not so loud baby. There we go. That’s it sweet heart. Mmmm. Fuck you’re just about ready for me, sweetie. How long did they have you waiting in here for me? Too long I’m guessing. All by yourself, thinking about all the stuff you wanted me to do to you when I got in. I’m sorry for making you wait.
McCree: Fuck, If I don’t stop now I’ll be eating ya out all day. I know you were close, I know, just don’t gotta lot of time. Look, gimme your hand. You feel that? You feel how hard I am for you? I ain’t tryna rush you out. Hell, I’d be lying if I said I never thought about this before, especially when I’m stuck down here weeks on end. Just you bent over my desk with your pretty round ass up in the air. Oh yea? Heh, well then, go on bend over for me.
McCree: Shit, this is better than I imaged. Thank you, baby. Hmm…. You ready? Okay, I’m just gonna Oh yes… That’s it. Let me get you off baby.
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McCree: Shit. Okay. Maybe… fuck. Maybe this is gonna be – be a lot. Oh fuck. A lot harder than I thought. This feels so fucking good. I know it feels good for you.
McCree: I know, cause you can barely keep your voice down while I touch ya. Does my cock feel that good? Or is it getting you off, me fucking you on my desk. The idea of someone catching us? Fuck. Shhh shh you don’t want no one else hearing those sexy noises you make?
McCree: Don’t think I’ll be able to go back to my meeting after this, I -fuck. Oh god you feel so good baby.
McCree: I know what I said, I just- You make it so hard baby. Come here There you go, how’s that feel. Your back pressed up against your back, good right? And I can Get you off easier- fuck, that’s it baby. Cum for me.
McCree: Oh fuck, I feel it. Squeezing around me like that. You’re almost there baby. Come on. You’re doing so good, baby, you’re right on the edge. Aw fuck. So am I. I just need you to cum – What’s that what now? The blinking light,What are you, the phone! Had it on silent-Crap crap that’s probably Reyes just, hand it to me.
McCree: Yes Sir. No sir I’m just seeing off my- I know I know, I-
McCree: Damn i- No not you sir I just Hmmhmm. Hmmmmhhmmmm. Got it, won’t let it happen again. Okay, I’ll be back soon.
McCree: No you didn’t get me in trouble, but I know someone who is. You, backing up against me like that, god so fucking bad. But damn if I don’t love it when you’re like this. Now where were we? Oh yea-
McCree: Fuck baby, you’re squeezing around me so tight again. What do you need baby? What do you need for me to get your off? You need fingers to go faster? My cock to go deeper? What is it, you tell me and it’s all yours baby. Whatever you need. I’ll give it. You do so much for me, baby. Anything and everything. You know it’s yours. Fuck- I know you’re ready to cum. I am too, baby. Come on, come on, come on, come on – oh fuck.
McCree: Jesus…. We gotta do this again… Don’t worry about the mess, I’ll clean it up. Hey now! Just cause I mix the laundry up doesn’t mean I can’t clean. That was one time. Besides, I think my draws look better lavender anyway. Pants are over there Heading home already? Damn, wanted to eat lunch with you while you were here, don’t know when I’ll be back home next. I know. We’re regular ships in the night sometimes, I swear. Okay, you be safe too then. Love you too, baby. Let me at least walk you out. I can be a gentleman, jeez.
McCree: Boss! Shit- Hey, I’m just walking out my – Yes sir. The paperwork on the floor, just a little- What do you need to talk to me about? Can’t I just- Confidence, time sensitive, got it. Alright, I guess Security can walk’em out. You okay with that, hon. Alright, I’ll see you later then. Love you.
McCree: Come on, what couldn’t wait I at least walked them to the gate? How long we got till we take off? Shit, well, at least I got something to eat on the ride there. Hmm? Oh I- I don’t know what you’re talking about we were- Shit- yep. No. No, you’re right Boss, I don’t think I can really explain away those underwear on the floor either…
Spent a lot of this beautiful summer weekend doing stuff and being responsible outside, so I decided to treat myself with some edging.
Lying in bed and making my pussy feel good is a a great feeling, and I’d love to share it with you.
Nothing too crazy in this one, just some moaning and laughing. I laugh when I feel good, and I felt really, really good this afternoon. I hope you do too!
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At first, I just wanted to do this because I love getting to make you feel good. But the more I thought about how sexy you would look, feeling good all bound up for me, the more it turned me on... and the more it made me want to fuck you while you're all pretty and tied up for me.
