By kinkyshibby 802
21:05
21:05
What do you mean, the professor died a few weeks ago? Well, apparently you're the new professor. Fix my grade.
What's wrong with it? The old professor and I had a deal. I wrote him a big check from one of my monthly trust fund payments, and he gave me a decent grade. It was a good deal. He got a lot of money, and I didn't have to get up for some lame class at 8 am in the morning.
"No?" Nobody tells me no. Definitely not some stupid new teacher in a boring first-year class. Look, I'll write you a new check, even though I already paid enough for this grade.
Really? You're not going to take my money? But... but if you fail me, then I fail out of school. Then I lose my trust fund. This is so unfair! You can't do this to me!"
Um... but maybe there is something else
you can do to me instead, if it gets me a really, really good grade...
