You’re at a birthday party of a friend of a friend. You're sitting by the pool alone after forcing yourself to be sociable for a few hours when the birthday boy comes out to join you.
He's THE social butterfly and you’ve known each other for a while but…You can’t say that you’re “friends” since you’ve never even hung out that much…as much as you have always wanted to…
Heck, you didn’t even bring him a gift because you weren't sure what he would like. Maybe he could accept a different present…
Script by u/renelisabeth Note: The script is filled as written until the 16:28 mark. Everything after is my own improv on the story in order to give the listener an orgasm.