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06:19
Ish minutes of me rambling and forgetting what I'm talking about. it ends abruptly because I did not hit pause I hit save. I'm very good with tech....
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06:19
Golly... In this episode I can't put a single thought together, though I try very hard. I repeat the word "analytics" three times and have a genius idea. I found myself very nervous and full of embarrassed laughing. I really feel like maybe I need to write out ideas and then do these. Also I'm pretty sure I was going to say Golly Damn. It's so strange to suddenly be aware that I say things while coming that it stole my afterglow. So, as ever Here I am. Enjoy me, or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
15:04
My toes are tingling... In this episode: I am trying something new. I have an audio uploaded to my iPad that has D/s tone. The audio tells me to ask to come, and then directly orders me when to do so. It may not be my most elegant ramblefap to date, but the orgasm had me arching. So! As ever, here I am Enjoy me, or don't. *I*'m not the boss of you.
11:33
Crikey I'm back again. The rambles seem to be evenly mixed with the ah fapping. I couldn't find my headphones so I had to push myself to try something new. Which was a lot more fun than I thought. Also the audio quality is different.... I felt way less nervous and somehow way more nervous even though I may not have sounded it. Don't be shy to let me know if you liked it. That's part of the fun of sharing. Enjoy. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
13:55
Such a Stressful day... I had a very long day and found it a little more difficult than normal to get off. So, I take a long pause to talk and ramble about whatever I want. Which turned out to be talking about my followers. And attention. If you wanna skip go the meat it's around minute 8 or 9. Also I am....ah....kind of whiney? Which I did not know about myself but should have. So, here I am. Enjoy, or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
11:33
[Ah, my first audio...exploration. I wasn't planning on posting this, but then I thought about how much I enjoy listening. I am /very/ quiet, I've always had to be, so there are some longer pauses. Hopefully it's not too boring. I tried to just forget the phone was recording for this one. Also, I tried to time myself with the narration. So. I suppose here I am. Enjoy. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.]
10:43
Celebrate an Orgasm In this episode: I touch myself slowly and with barely managed patience. And then at the end, I say Livatious, which isn't a word. I meant lascivious. I felt very at ease in this one. I'm not sure if it is just because I was so into it, but! Even when I listened back there was a smoother confidence than the first ones. So, here I am Enjoy me or don't. I am really not the boss of you.
12:15
Oh gee... In this episode, I don't last long. Get mad at myself at around 1:36, and I remind myself at least twice that I don't have to post these. And then I post them. But I do feel a little fluttery letting y'all hear this one. Hitting right around 5 minutes. As ever, here I am. Enjoy me. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
05:31
An Esoteric Witches Request In this episode: I, a self proclaimed Esoteric Witch, request your assistance in a fertility spell for a friend of mine. Then I talk about riding you, having you come inside me. I also talk about my new penatrating toy, and come. Like three times. Also I say Fuck a lot in this one. Here I am Enjoy me, or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
19:15
Wicked Tense... In this episode: I've come twice today already. Three or four must be the charm. I talk again about getting a penatrative toy, fucking myself, and light self choking towards the end. At one point the phone flips over and you can hear the shift in it but I did not care. As ever, here I am. Enjoy me. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you...yet.
10:45
Never Give up, Never Surrender In this episode: I demand to be pampered and spend the first three minutes instructing you in how to massage me. I mention I am considering doing an AMA with -edging- in a future episode. I am Fiesty (x3) and I struggle to orgasm for a moment. My day has been very long and it was nice to get some horny chemicals floating in my brain. As ever Here I am. Enjoy it. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
11:47
Sleepy... In this episode I'm chasing awake a migraine after I woke up from a dream. Please if you have headphones in I LAUGH REALLY LOUD at the end, around minute 3 when I realized how short the audio was. Enjoy or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
03:16